favorite gun quotes

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Rooster Cogburn: Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See, doesn't pay any attention to me.
(shoots rat)
Chin Lee: OUTSIDE is place for shooting!!

or:
Fill your hands, you sonofa__!

from True Grit.
 
AK: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club.
AR: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat.
MN: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.

AK: You can intimidate your foe when you fix bayonet.
AR: Your can give your foe a good laugh when you fix your bayonet.
MN: You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

AK: Your rifle won some revolutions.
AR: Your rifle won the Cold War.
MN: Your rifle won a pole vault event.

AK: Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
AR: Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations' most illiterate conscripts.
MN: Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time.
Here's the complete comparison
http://www.mouseguns.com/compare.htm
 
"click, click, boom" - metallica

I believe that's Saliva.

My personal favorite is Stan's quote from from "American Dad": "Oh, guns kill? Is that right? Well, let's see about that. (Places loaded gun on table) Okay gun, kill. Go ahead, kill someone. Don't be shy. See? Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."

Here's a clip: American Dad clip
 
"They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued" -eminem "sing for the moment" from the eminem show
 
my favorite modern quotes are from the Lord of War which wasnt a super pro gun movie, but i still thought it was a damn good movie

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.

on selling guns:
I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.

Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: a federation of worse oppressors than the last bunch of oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom-fighters.

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid.

Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.

Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks.

You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war. Especially with yourself.

Where there's a will, there's a weapon.

and my favorite

Borneo Officer: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Yuri Orlov: Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.
 
NPR spoof...

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

Semper Fi.......
 
John Wayne in True Grit
Goudy: [cross-examining Rooster] How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?
Rooster Cogburn: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.
Goudy: That was not the question. How many?
Rooster Cogburn: Uh... shot or killed?
Goudy: Oh, let's restrict it to "killed" so we may have a manageable figure.

Goudy: Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand?
Rooster Cogburn: I always try to be ready.
Goudy: Was this revolver loaded and cocked?
Rooster Cogburn: Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'.
 
front sight, squeeze, surprise

gun ownership does not equal proficientcy- practice

when asked by some gun store commando why he carried a revolver with only six rounds the old man replied " i only need one"

beware the man with only one gun -he probably knows how to use it

there is no pill for stupidity

the job of a rifleman is to, return fire, supress fire and gain fire superiority, by using fire and manuever, cover and concealment to close with the enemy and kill his butt dead

from an nva officer " the purple heart is our marksman ship medal"

no plastic, no rubber, just steel guns with wooden grips
 
From Willie Sutton, the famed bank robber (who famously, when asked why he continued to rob banks, replied, "Because that's where the money is"):

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
 
Everyone quoting Unforgiven seems to have forgotten the best line!

Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!

Man should've armed himself...if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

I'm also a fan of this one:

Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again.
 
Someone else mentioned True Grit, I love this one

Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?

Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.

Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can find a fence post to rest it on while you take aim.
 
"You're so drunk you're probably seeing double.
-I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

that is one of the best in a movie plumb filled with great gun quotes.


if you need it and i dont have it, you sing a different tune. burt gummer
 
Loved that line. To this day, have no clue what it means.

Does anyone here know?

To be one’s huckleberry — usually as the phrase I’m your huckleberry — is to be just the right person for a given job, or a willing executor of some commission. Where it comes from needs a bit more explaining.

First a bit of botanical history. When European settlers arrived in the New World, they found several plants that provided small, dark-coloured sweet berries. They reminded them of the English bilberry and similar fruits and they gave them one of the dialect terms they knew for them, hurtleberry, whose origin is unknown (though some say it has something to do with hurt, from the bruised colour of the berries; a related British dialect form is whortleberry). Very early on — at the latest 1670 — this was corrupted to huckleberry.

As huckleberries are small, dark and rather insignificant, in the early part of the nineteenth century the word became a synonym for something humble or minor, or a tiny amount. An example from 1832: “He was within a huckleberry of being smothered to death”. Later on it came to mean somebody inconsequential. Mark Twain borrowed some aspects of these ideas to name his famous character, Huckleberry Finn. His idea, as he told an interviewer in 1895, was to establish that he was a boy “of lower extraction or degree” than Tom Sawyer.

Also around the 1830s, we see the same idea of something small being elaborated and bombasted in the way so typical of the period to make the comparison a huckleberry to a persimmon, the persimmon being so much larger that it immediately establishes the image of something tiny against something substantial. There’s also a huckleberry over one’s persimmon, something just a little bit beyond one’s reach or abilities; an example is in David Crockett: His Life and Adventures by John S C Abbott, of 1874: “This was a hard business on me, for I could just barely write my own name. But to do this, and write the warrants too, was at least a huckleberry over my persimmon”.

Quite how I’m your huckleberry came out of all that with the sense of the man for the job isn’t obvious. It seems that the word came to be given as a mark of affection or comradeship to one’s partner or sidekick. There is often an identification of oneself as a willing helper or assistant about it, as here in True to Himself, by Edward Stratemeyer, dated 1900: “ ‘I will pay you for whatever you do for me.’ ‘Then I’m your huckleberry. Who are you and what do you want to know?’ ”. Despite the obvious associations, it doesn’t seem to derive directly from Mark Twain’s books.

Semper Fi.
 
From our earlier war with Mexico:

“Double-shot your guns and give them Hell, Mr Bragg.”

From the we-are-not-paranoid crowd:

"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws and the government will have guns."

From my best bud:

"A gun muzzle is the universal stop sign."


Bart Noir
A Merwin & Hulbert beats four aces any day.
 
Here's one from Sudden Impact that nobody's posted yet:

Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk outta here.

Robber #1: Who's "we", sucka?

Harry: Smith, and Wesson (pulls his .44 out from under his jacket)...and me. BOOM!
 
*Bad Boys 1 at 1:14-1:17*

*store owner has gun pointed*- FREEZE B****
*will and partner pulls their guns*-YOU FREEZE B****
store owner-ooohh sh** im scr****
will- now back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of tropical-fruit-babalicious
partner-...and some skittles
 
"Shoot First, ask questions later" --Unkown

"Wait, Time out, I'm reloading"

"Wanna See my lead dispenser"

"Peace love and happiness, thru superior firepower"
 
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