If you were a gun what would you be?

S&W 1917 in 45 colt

I am big and slow but I am consistent and I get the job done.

H&K G11 - a germ of a good idea, but doesn't quite work. Also cute in a utilitarian kind of way.

i'd be this.



i'm smaller than some of the big boys, but i'm loud and pack a pretty good punch.

Garand........."nuff said"

i'd be this

I'd be a High Standard Victor.

I'd be a heavily accurized Remington 700.

At first glance, I look like a thousand other backwoods deer rifles you'd find sitting on pickup truck seats, but I can shoot tighter groups and reach out a lot farther than you think.

hillbilly

Told you I was old ...

Remington 870 Express Super Magnum. I'm big, loud, kick hard, and am not the most accurate out there, but if something needs to get hit, then I can definately get "close enough."

S&W model 29

Dragonov

Burnside carbine:

Weird, complicated, and interesting, but not always reliably functional.

I'd be a H&K SMG II.. Like this submachinegun, not much is known (by others) about me, and that's just the way that I like it.

To quote HKPro.com:

Not a tremendous amount of information is available about the [SMG] submachine guns ..

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A DSA shorty FAL in .243, with a 13" barrel, folding stock, and all the other doodads

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I'm a Sig 220 stainless. I hit hard and fast, but run out of steam before too long. I'm also muscular and blocky, and I'm undeniably caucasian. And finally, I'm darn expensive!

Whatever the sexiest gun ever made is, that's what I'd be

S.M.L.E.

Over-long, a little heavier than would be preferable, respectable power, decent resources (10 rounds, and either mag or stripper-reload), slower than you'd like but faster than you'd think.

Steyr GB.

Large obscure gas-retarded Euro import that quickly faded from the scene.

Now that I read that it doesn't sound very flattering, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

Ruger Blackhawk. The blueing is thin around the edges and there is a chip in the right grip. But it is versatile, accurate enough, and reliable, although not as fast as some others. And the caliber is 41 mag.

Custom German or English drilling made in .12 ga/.22 LR/.50 BMG no engraving and a full Marine grade Stainless steel finish.

Why?
"Overkill" is an oxymoron to me.
I weigh too much
I'm German/English/American
I'm a Jack of all trades to a point of fault
I'm of a relatively classical nature
I've got way too expensive tastes
Function trumps form in my book
I'm a sailboat fanatic


And above all

I'm unique (OK! OK! OK! you can say weird if you really want to)

Tricked out, heavy barrel 10/22 with a big scope. Not useful for anything in particular, but fun to play with!