You know you are addicted to guns when?

When you're unemployed and spend your time looking at gunbroker instead of for a job........

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Amen.

"Well that's only $100, maybe if the price stays down I can buy it and still pay rent."

When you index your trigger finger on your electric drill or coffee mug.

i need me one of them lookin at the gun broker, gunsamerica, armslist ect. web sites... hell i might even work for min wages too...

when you wake up alone and first realize that you miss your gun, and then think "where's my wife?!"

When you have to buy separate safes for your pistols and rifles...

If you have ever practiced drawing and dry firing with a cordless drill.

If you ever considered morphing your car buffer into a tumbler just because.

You know how much a box of .45 will cost from 3 different places, but don't know the cost of a gallon of milk.

You know how much a box of .45 will cost from 3 different places, but don't know the cost of a gallon of milk.

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I can't tell you the price of gas, but I can tell you where to find the least expensive of the popular calibers, and how much they cost. I guess the fact that many of these describe me means I'm an addict?

Your gun safe is big enough to live in

You completely strip and clean all your guns on a monthly basis… even the ones that have not been fired in years.

You have a name for your favorite carry piece but still call your wife ‘hey you’.

Your friends don’t watch war movies with you anymore because you kept giving them history lessons and random facts about the firearms used.

When the local gun shop calls you for more information on a firearm before taking it in on trade.

When spending $300 on a pair of ear muffs sounds like a good deal.

You currently have more than 10,000 rounds of ammunition in your house.

You can think of more civilian calibers you own than ones you don’t.

You rent a box van before going to the gun show.

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Or when everything equates to the cost of a rifle or handgun!

You're known as 'the gun guy' by people you've never met when you are first introduced...

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Yep ... I'm that guy too

When you belong to 10 firearm forum's

When you buy a gun you don't need because you need to.

when your parts supply begins to outstrip your collection of fully assembled specimens and they're all for "the same gun"

You feel like crying when one is stolen.......

when every different critter in your neck of the woods has a specific caliber and gun specially picked out for its demise!

When you walk into a grocery store starving but make a bee line for the magazine stand.

When the smell of Hoppe's #9 tickles your fancy more than ladies perfume.

You only buy the local newpaper to look through the "Sporting Goods" section of the classifieds.

If you have at lease one coffee mug with a gun photo on it.

If more than 2/3 of your household magazines coming in the mail are gun related.

When you have 30 gallon jugs of water on your back porch and it's not for drinking.

When you and your wife go to the sporting goods store and after she does all her shopping she knows you are still at the gun counter and that she will have to meet you there and prod you towards the exit.

Your wife knows that you are taking a long time in the bathroom because you are looking at porn.....................














gun porn that is!

When you're on the computer and the wife asks, "What are you looking at?"
You reply "Porn."
And she immediately knows you're either on THR or Gunbroker.

When your wife is standing at the back door, bags in hand, saying, "It's me or the guns," and you take an extra beat to think about it.

I know I'm addicted to guns when I have to have another but I don't know which brand or model. PS: Please PM me suggestions. You will be doing an old man a huge kindness.

when you look for another gun when you just bought one

like a brown eyed woman, guns make me feel all funny inside.

When the wife is out of town - I put my 1952 Model 70 on her side of the bed.

when your previous years competition gun becomes your carry gun, because you bought a new competition gun.

I love it brotus2. That's good stuff.