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I have finally reached 1,000 posts. Pretty scary, or not compared to less laconic members.
I have a Spyderco Viele II that I am willing to give away for free.
All that you have to do is tell why there is a watermelon in the press in the movie Buckaroo Banzai. I don't care if you have actually seen the movie.
Just tell me why the watermelon is there.
I will choose the winner one week from today Friday 11/17 and ship the knife on Monday 11/20.
Good luck.
 
I assume you are referring to The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eight Dimension.

Good movie.

Regarding the watermelon and the press...

The following explanation can be found in the World Watch 1 Newsletter from the official Buckaroo Banzai Fan Club from the April 1986 edition. This was written by the Director W.D. Richter :

"I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken's nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer...that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey's honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. "Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute's Critical Stress Laboratory?"

Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A non-political, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking.

What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next... and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells.

Rephrasing Number Two: "Why is there a watermelon in the movie at that particularly tense moment? Doesn't it clutter the narrative flow?" Absolutely, it does, in answer to part two of your question. But isn't life full of things that get in the way?

Those of us making the movie that day felt under particularly severe pressure from forces who would rather we'd all just stayed in bed. Not much of what we were doing didn't clutter the movie. With a mountain rushing up in our faces, was there any point in putting on the brakes? Would Buckaroo put on the brakes?? Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once totally logical and perfectly irrational?

Exactly. We knew it would confound and upset certain authoritarian types. So we did it. And it worked."

[The question that this all brings up is, of course, if you create a watermelon that can withstand the impact from being dropped from an airplane, how do the people that find it open it up? - Sean]

What was the machine holding the watermelon?

According to Aaron Sawyer :

[The machine holding the Watermelon] was an Instron, Inc., materials test machine. Their website is located at http://www.instron.com/index.asp.

No self-respecting materials research lab was without one. Diamond anvils for pressure/compression testing, tungsten-silicon-carbide jaws for deformation and shear testing, programmable, remotely controllable (ultimately computer-controlled), it was the favored instrument of the time. Perhaps someone at Instron may be able to identify the exact model used in the film; it's not every day that a machine is a movie star!

According to Ted Jordan :

As a former owner of a materials testing laboratory, the testing equipment in Buckaroo Banzai grabbed my attention, especially the one holding the watermelon. The type of dial face on the load indicator indicates that the manufacturer was probably Tinius-Olsen whose headquarters is in the Naval Air Station in Willow Grove, PA. Instron made very high precision, usually digital testers. I also recognized several LECO analysis units that measure the composition of non-metallic elements like carbon and sulfur by heating cups full of metal chips to almost white-hot temperatures. I have just ordered the DVD and hopefully it will have information on where this was filmed.
 
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is a film directed by W.D. Richter, written by Earl Mac Rauch and starring Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, and Clancy Brown. The film was released in 1984 and did not do well at the box office. Since that time the film has achieved cult status as a sci-fi film that doesn't spoon feed the audience the story and feels like one part of a much longer adventure.

Some say that the Watermelon was just one of the random bits of nonsensical amusement placed within the movie.

The humble opinion of Shaggycat is that the watermelon is a representation of all the is wrong in the world. Society is motivated by an honorable motive (like solving world hunger) and in an effort to solve such a problem, they/we get so swept up in the pursuit of a platform to solve the problem that the end goal is no longer in focus (ie, creating a watermelon that solves world hunger without realizing that said watermelon would be impossible to eat).

It is a metaphor on life. We get too caught up in the methods that we believe should be instituted to solve the world's problems, be that your political views or any other solution, and in doing so we fail to realize that we are all fighting for the same end result (like the end of poverty, hunger, etc).

That is how Shaggy sees it :D

By the way, you are the man for doing this!
 
That is an excellent blade!

I found the same thing real_name did:

The following explanation can be found in the World Watch 1 Newsletter from the official Buckaroo Banzai Fan Club from the April 1986 edition. This was written by the Director W.D. Richter :

"I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken's nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer...that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey's honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. "Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute's Critical Stress Laboratory?"

Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A non-political, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking.

What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next... and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells.

Rephrasing Number Two: "Why is there a watermelon in the movie at that particularly tense moment? Doesn't it clutter the narrative flow?" Absolutely, it does, in answer to part two of your question. But isn't life full of things that get in the way?

Those of us making the movie that day felt under particularly severe pressure from forces who would rather we'd all just stayed in bed. Not much of what we were doing didn't clutter the movie. With a mountain rushing up in our faces, was there any point in putting on the brakes? Would Buckaroo put on the brakes?? Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once totally logical and perfectly irrational?

Exactly. We knew it would confound and upset certain authoritarian types. So we did it. And it worked."

[The question that this all brings up is, of course, if you create a watermelon that can withstand the impact from being dropped from an airplane, how do the people that find it open it up? - Sean]

What was the machine holding the watermelon?

According to Aaron Sawyer :

[The machine holding the Watermelon] was an Instron, Inc., materials test machine. Their website is located at http://www.instron.com/index.asp.

No self-respecting materials research lab was without one. Diamond anvils for pressure/compression testing, tungsten-silicon-carbide jaws for deformation and shear testing, programmable, remotely controllable (ultimately computer-controlled), it was the favored instrument of the time. Perhaps someone at Instron may be able to identify the exact model used in the film; it's not every day that a machine is a movie star!

According to Ted Jordan :

As a former owner of a materials testing laboratory, the testing equipment in Buckaroo Banzai grabbed my attention, especially the one holding the watermelon. The type of dial face on the load indicator indicates that the manufacturer was probably Tinius-Olsen whose headquarters is in the Naval Air Station in Willow Grove, PA. Instron made very high precision, usually digital testers. I also recognized several LECO analysis units that measure the composition of non-metallic elements like carbon and sulfur by heating cups full of metal chips to almost white-hot temperatures. I have just ordered the DVD and hopefully it will have information on where this was filmed.
 
I've got to get in on this one!

My explanantion goes along with the others; it's dang tasty and is packed full of nutritional antioxidants plus vital minerals! Filming a movie is tough, you need quality fuel!

"I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken's nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer...that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey's honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. "Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute's Critical Stress Laboratory?"

Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A non-political, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking.

What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next... and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells.

Rephrasing Number Two: "Why is there a watermelon in the movie at that particularly tense moment? Doesn't it clutter the narrative flow?" Absolutely, it does, in answer to part two of your question. But isn't life full of things that get in the way?

Those of us making the movie that day felt under particularly severe pressure from forces who would rather we'd all just stayed in bed. Not much of what we were doing didn't clutter the movie. With a mountain rushing up in our faces, was there any point in putting on the brakes? Would Buckaroo put on the brakes?? Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once totally logical and perfectly irrational?

Exactly. We knew it would confound and upset certain authoritarian types. So we did it. And it worked."

*crosses fingers*
 
If a watermelon was squished in a movie and no one was there to see it, would it still go "squelch?"

What is the sound of one watermelon squishing?

I'll quit before I get any worse.
 
In the surface text of the movie, the watermelon is_apparently_ a deliberate absurdity. The subtext, if we trouble to examine it, reveals its greater meaning. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is actually a meditation on the universe and man's place_if any_ in it. The watermelon, a fragile organic construct, is placed,against its will and beyond its understanding, in a complex and turbulent environment it can never truly understand and where it may be destroyed at any moment. Truly, who among us has not had his watermelon moments? New Jersey, when he inquires about what is happening to the watermelon, is everyman by proxy. Buckaroo's enigmatic reply is obviously, to everyone I should think, emblematic of how a cold and remote deity answers that question for every one of us every day. We are simultaneously the watermelon and New Jersey; we lead a fragile existence that may at any moment be snuffed out_leaving us as a pile of red and green seed-studded mush_and though we may ask why the watermelon is there, we will not know until "later." The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, although superficially a light-hearted pastiche cum satire of adventure movies, is_at heart_ actually a bleak, despairing, and unflinching acknowledgement of the ultimate futility of existence.
 
Well, everyone already copied and pasted - so I will say that one of the Rugsuckers put it there :rolleyes:

<I love that movie>
 
Just a guess. I love watermelon juice-its common in Mexico and called Sandia-It was in the press for juicing
 
Clearly, it's because they grow down by the bay. The bay doors leading to the press, of course. :)
 
WaterMelon was in the press to keep it from rolling around....:rolleyes:


Would you believe that they were getting ready to make the watermelon wine... "It's Too Tight":D I know it's kind of seedy....:p


They just pumped it full of everclear and it was the only way they could keep the opening plugged while it fermented...:evil: Those that drink it would be heard to say " Now That was a Buckaroo Bonsai Drink "



Actually to solve world hunger.....
 
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