Friends, I am quiting the profession of medicine and embarking on the insurance industry. With the growing expansion of insurance policies aimed at pets and other items, I feel that firearms is a much needed area for future insurance expansion--particulary the 1911.
You are dedicated to the finest extant firearm--John Browning's incomparable 1911. Unfortunately, while superior to all other forms of personal defense, the 1911 platform has serious drawbacks related to training, maintenance, and operating costs. This plan in designed to help protect 1911 users from these issues.
For the low, low annual fee of $1911, you get to experience these key benefits*, and the list is growing every day:
MIM breakage protection
Reloading bench tendonitis and carpal tunnel care
Low back pain and sciatica chiropractic care
Wound care**
1911 financing
1 hour of malfunction drill clearance training
24/7 emergency gunsmithing services
24/7 criminal defense attorney referral
Theft protection***
I will also be offering investment opportunites in select metal supply industries. Why not profit from the incredible domestic and international demand for copper and other metals? Now you will be able to shoot guilt free.
Please contact me at 1911insurance.com for details.
*$45 copay/deductible applies to all services.
** Does not apply to 20lpi frontstrap checkering or Colt Gold Cup slides.
***Does not apply to 1911s manufactured by Heinie, Vickers, Rogers, Swenson
You are dedicated to the finest extant firearm--John Browning's incomparable 1911. Unfortunately, while superior to all other forms of personal defense, the 1911 platform has serious drawbacks related to training, maintenance, and operating costs. This plan in designed to help protect 1911 users from these issues.
For the low, low annual fee of $1911, you get to experience these key benefits*, and the list is growing every day:
MIM breakage protection
Reloading bench tendonitis and carpal tunnel care
Low back pain and sciatica chiropractic care
Wound care**
1911 financing
1 hour of malfunction drill clearance training
24/7 emergency gunsmithing services
24/7 criminal defense attorney referral
Theft protection***
I will also be offering investment opportunites in select metal supply industries. Why not profit from the incredible domestic and international demand for copper and other metals? Now you will be able to shoot guilt free.
Please contact me at 1911insurance.com for details.
*$45 copay/deductible applies to all services.
** Does not apply to 20lpi frontstrap checkering or Colt Gold Cup slides.
***Does not apply to 1911s manufactured by Heinie, Vickers, Rogers, Swenson
