Preacherman
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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day, but he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in de mout.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. So, he snuck up behin de snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm tryin' to get hisself free, you know. But Boudreaux had a real good grip on dat haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mout open and got de frog and put it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pull out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some good draps into de snakes mout.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and hs body go limp like he dade . Wit dat Boudreaux tosset dat snake back inta de bayou. Den he go back to fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down...
and dare dat water mocassin was, with two frogs in his mout.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. So, he snuck up behin de snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm tryin' to get hisself free, you know. But Boudreaux had a real good grip on dat haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mout open and got de frog and put it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pull out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some good draps into de snakes mout.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and hs body go limp like he dade . Wit dat Boudreaux tosset dat snake back inta de bayou. Den he go back to fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down...
and dare dat water mocassin was, with two frogs in his mout.
