After reading the thread on mandatory insurance to reduce gun violence, I thought, let’s cut right to the logical conclusion and require everyone to get insurance coverage for their potential criminal acts.
This would put the cost of being deemed a risk on the proper villains. Are you a two-time loser out on parole for armed robbery? You better believe your astronomically high insurance premiums are going to force you to ditch low-dollar gas station robberies and get a high paying job in investment banking just to keep up with your obligations. Are you a crack-head? All the insurance money you’ll save by beating your addition will be a vision-from-above motivator.
But what happens when we figure out that the people at the highest risk of committing crimes can’t/won’t/don’t pay for criminal act insurance? Well of course just like the “real world” we should all be forced to pay “uninsured criminal” insurance as well, with those premiums priced to be equally motivating.
For example, are you poor and live in a bad neighborhood? Cha-ching, your sky-high insurance premiums are surly going to motivate you to make the wise choice and move to an expensive gated community in the suburbs.
I mean really, if we didn’t have any people available to be victimized in the first place, crime rates and thus insurance premiums would drop substantially. It’s for the children, for crying out loud.
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This would put the cost of being deemed a risk on the proper villains. Are you a two-time loser out on parole for armed robbery? You better believe your astronomically high insurance premiums are going to force you to ditch low-dollar gas station robberies and get a high paying job in investment banking just to keep up with your obligations. Are you a crack-head? All the insurance money you’ll save by beating your addition will be a vision-from-above motivator.
But what happens when we figure out that the people at the highest risk of committing crimes can’t/won’t/don’t pay for criminal act insurance? Well of course just like the “real world” we should all be forced to pay “uninsured criminal” insurance as well, with those premiums priced to be equally motivating.
For example, are you poor and live in a bad neighborhood? Cha-ching, your sky-high insurance premiums are surly going to motivate you to make the wise choice and move to an expensive gated community in the suburbs.
I mean really, if we didn’t have any people available to be victimized in the first place, crime rates and thus insurance premiums would drop substantially. It’s for the children, for crying out loud.
Somebody will read the above and not have determined it to be sarcasm. Please use Google to find and then download some clue.
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