Not a revolver, but one of my favorite 9mms "back in the day" was S&W 3919 "ladysmith". I'm secure enough in my manhood to carry one today (except for the fact that I never quite got used to the slide mounted, upside-down safety).
Hilarious. And true. I think it's a test, so just tell him that you don't need any of his crappy gifts and then punch HIM in the stomach.If your dad is anything like my dad, it's a trick question.
You take the LadySmith and he punches you in the stomach. "The gun has Lady in the title Nancy, here's a reminder to be a man!" *Punch*
You take the $300 and he punches you in the stomach. "You'd take $300 from an old man, who takes care of the mother that raised you?!?!" *Punch*
Whatever you decide, keep your guard up. Just in case.