Bears.... Theory & Practice.

[cooch]

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Here is the theory:

"Even bears are scared of water when it's sprayed at them.
You can use a super soaker to scare a bear. Put some
vinegar in it for some added punch. Bears have a very acute
sense of smell"
Ainslie Willock Director, Canadians for Bears Toronto
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And here is a practical response!

Hey Ainslie,

You're more than welcome to visit Kluane Park in the Yukon
and try your super soaker bear defense on the grizzlies.
The one's I've seen fishing for salmon don't seem to mind
water being sprayed on them, but then the rivers don't have
the vineagar for added punch like you suggest.

Mike
Haines Jct.
Yukon

 

[Art Eatman]

 

[4v50 Gary]

Yep. Might as well piss 'em off before they maul you.

 

[Kcustom45]

No no. I think the vinegar is used by the bear to add a little flavor to it's meal. Although it could possibly be used as a marinade.

 

[PATH]

Shooting a supersoaker at a grizzlie? Put vinegar in it? Pardon me folks but the gene pool is really in need of fine tuning.

Running around the boonies with a super soaker as protection sounds like the act of a village idiot! You just can't make stuff like this up!

 

[Preacherman]

Ainslie, if you'll first demonstrate - in the field, with a real bear - how it's done, and assuming you succeed, I'll follow your advice. In the meantime, my version of the Super Soaker will be a Marlin .45-70 Guide Gun stoked with Garrett Hammerheads...

:banghead:

 

[Art Eatman]

If you're bound and determined to do that sort of thing, forget the water! Use formaldehyde. That stuff, in a water pistol, was really neat to keep dogs from bothering me as I bicycled around the neighborhood, back when I wuz a youngun. That stuff will turn the world's most vicious dog into a screaming, howling mess. Works on people, too.

Carbon tetrachloride works pretty good, as well.

Art

 

[4v50 Gary]

Water from a fire dept. pumper truck may just stop a bear - until it runs dry.

 

[Keith]

I will personally host the entire "Canadians for Bears" group so they can try their super soakers on the local bruins. I will even taking avoid along any kind of firearm in case things don't work out as planned - of course I'll stand well back and just point out the bears to them...

Keith

 

[Dr.Rob]

So a park ranger thinks there is something wrong with bear spray?

Time to re-educate Ranger Rick.

 

[DAL]

The sad thing is that someone who doesn't like "icky" guns, and who probably knows little or nothing about the great outdoors, will probably try this and wind up as bear scat. Giving out advice like this borders on the criminal.
DAL

 

[hutch24]

Hey Keith, let me know when they're coming up, it'd be worth Era's outrageous prices to see it.

 

[PATH]

I'm thinking this would make for one hell of a comedy movie!
I can't stop laughing! You can just read the headlines in the paper!

 

[Bigjake]

i see the headlines....

"Dumbass mauled by grizzly, sues treehugging yuppy"......