Beef vs Venison

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Subject: Beef vs Venison The Controversy Ends THE VERDICT IS IN:
United States Venison Council Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say that venison is tough, with a strong "wild" taste. Others insist that its flavor is delicate.

An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of these conflicting assertions.

First a grade-A-choice Holstein steer was chased into a swamp a mile and a half from the nearest road and shot several times. After some of the entrails were removed, the carcass was 'drug' over rocks and logs, and through mud and dust, then thrown into the back of a pickup truck and transported through rain and snow for 100 miles before being hung out in the sun for 10 days.

After that it was lugged into the garage, where it was skinned and rolled around on the floor for a while. Strict sanitary precautions were observed throughout this test, within the limitations of the butchering environment. For instance, dogs and cats were allowed to sniff the steer carcass, but were chased out of the garage if they attempted to lick the carcass or bite hunks out of it.

Next a sheet of plywood left from last years butchering was set up in the basement on 2 saw horses. The pieces of dried blood, meat, and fat left from last year were scraped off with a wire brush last used to clean out the dry grass stuck under the lawnmower.

The skinned carcass was then dragged down the steps into the basement, and a half dozen inexperienced but enthusiastic people worked on it with meat saws, cleavers and dull knives.

The result was 375 pounds of soup bones, four bushel baskets of meat scraps, and a couple of steaks that were an eighth of an inch thick on one edge and an inch and a half thick on the other.

The steaks were seared on a glowing red cast iron frying pan, to lock in the flavor. When the smoke cleared, rancid bacon grease was added along with three pounds of onions, and the whole conglomeration was fried for 2 hours. The meat was gently teased from the frying pan and served to 3 blindfolded taste panel volunteers. Every one of the members of the panel thought it was venison. One of the volunteers even said it tasted exactly like the venison he had eaten at hunting camps for the last 27 years.
The results of this trial show conclusively that there is no difference between the taste of beef and venison.

There, aren't you glad? If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles
 
That was so perfect!

Very funny and truthful.


BTW, I love (properly procured and prepared) venison.:D
 
Might I add here before the flames fly, I'm pretty sure most people don't treat their venison this way. But I'm pretty sure everyone knows someone that does!
 
Sisco,

You've hit it on the head.. An absolutley perfect analogy.......:D
 
Nah, to be realistic, the holstein needed to be gutshot and then chased for another hour before finally being found the next day. Then the animal should be tossed into a trunk, taken to town, and not gutted for another day. ("After all, that's what I pay the butcher to do!") Then, at the processing plant, it can be cut up and mixed up with the meat of 56 other animals that have been similarly treated.


This is why I do butcher my own deer. (That, and money. Mustn't forget the money. . . )
 
Sorry, the test wasn't valid. How did they get all the antibiotics, growth hormones and additives out of the steer?
 
That's a pretty funny parody.


It depends so much on what the deer had been eating. Around here we get acorn deer that are pretty gamey tasting. Sage deer can be pretty gamey too but harvest a nice buck from a farmer's grain field and you'll love the meat!

Given the choice I'd rather eat elk meat than either beef or venison.
 
Sisco -

That was great. Loved it. I 'm sending this to my brother who always asks "why does your venison taste so great?" Now I can tell him it's cause I don't do any of this !

Thanks for the great story
 
Buffalo has less fat than venison and venison less than beef.buffalo and venison meat are very good for you in this respect.darn it...now im going to have to run over to the buffalo farm and get me some more.all this talk has made me hungry.
 
Great story! I expect the hunting scene to be taken out of Monty Python. :D
 
LMAO.:D

That was good.

In all seriousness, I'll take beef over venison any day.

Elk is another matter, I'd have a tough time choosing.

Buffalo has less fat than venison and venison less than beef.

But its the fat that make it taste so good:D Thats why you mix in pork fat with the deer for sausage. Lean meat may be better for you but is not near as tender or flavorful.
 
Lean meat may be better for you but is not near as tender or flavorful.
You've got to practice! The first time you cook wild game it tastes like shoe leather because you've spent you entire life cooking critters which have been bred for 4000 years to be overly greasy. Once you get used to cooking it you find that it is both tender and flavorful. The more you cook it the more you realize that beef is overly soft and mushy.

Even so, you'll probably get flack from Mrs. Smoke over the fact that a deer leg is longer than her casserole pans. :neener:
 
Even so, you'll probably get flack from Mrs. Smoke over the fact that a deer leg is longer than her casserole pans.

Oh no I won't! Mrs. Smoke will gladly cook anything I purchase from H.E.B.,or any of the beef we have cut and wrapped in the freezer, but anything I bring in from the field is my domain. She won't have any part of it. "It's gross" (or so she says until its cooked....she seems mighty fond of those gross quail I keep hauling in)

:D
 
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