best excuse to buy a new gun

[Jonah71]

I let a woman talk me into selling all of my guns in the late 80's (except 1 I kept at my bros). I should have kept the guns. They still work great, I'm sure. I wish I had all of them back. The cost of replacing them now is rediculous. I will never do that again. Move them to another location? Maybe. But sell them? Nope. IF I ever have another relationship or marriage, she WILL like guns. Or she will be replaced. Much cheaper and with less regret. LOL.....something tells me I'm destined to be a bachellor the rest of my life. But I'll be well armed. And at my age....being single doesn't scare me a bit. I just wear warmer socks at night.

 

[mrjohnston]

With me still being a bachelor, my reason is always "oh s**t, there's extra money in my wallet! I'm goin to the gun store/show"

 

[DammitBoy]

You wouldn't believe the stuff I go through to get her to buy clothes instead of going around in jeans that are more patch than pants...

You let your wife wear pants?!

I'll bet you let her wear shoes too ya commie tree huggin' pinko bastich!