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From the Telegraph, London (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...15.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/10/15/ixnewstop.html):

Fiji villagers to say sorry for eating British missionary

By Nick Squires in Sydney
(Filed: 15/10/2003)

Villagers in Fiji whose ancestors killed and ate a British missionary 136 years ago are to offer a traditional apology to his descendants.

The Rev Thomas Baker, of the Wesleyan Methodist Church, was killed in the remote mountain community of Navatusila in 1867, possibly after he took a comb out of a chief's hair.

Touching the head of a chief was taboo in Fiji, once known as the Cannibal Isles.

Mr Baker, from Playden, East Sussex, is the only European to have been cooked and eaten in Fiji.

His death helped to foster an image of missionaries as blundering proselytisers who inevitably ended up in a simmering pot surrounded by dancing natives.

A contemporary account of the 35-year-old churchman's grisly death quoted villagers as saying: "We ate everything but his boots." One of those boots is on display in the national museum in the capital, Suva.

The people of Navatusila want to atone for the sins of their ancestors because they believe they have been cursed by Mr Baker's death, with their village suffering a string of misfortunes.

The chief of the village, on the island of Viti Levu, has invited the missionary's descendants in Britain to attend next month's ceremony, the Pacific Islands News Association reported yesterday.

Lance Martin, an archivist at the School of Oriental and African Studies in London, which holds an account of the Rev Baker's death, said: "The story about the comb may be a bit of a myth.

"It seems Baker got caught up in some sort of inter-tribal feuding relating to his right to travel across the island.

"He was ambushed as he and his companions were leaving a village one morning. He was cut up on a flat rock at the base of a ravine.

"His body was anointed and then eaten."

Kenwyn Pierce, a spokesman for the London Missionary Society, which sent dozens of missionaries to the South Pacific and still has ties with countries such as Papua New Guinea, Samoa and the Solomon Islands, said: "Baker's fate is not an unusual story.

"One of our missionaries made a similar cultural error in Papua New Guinea at about the same time. He got on the wrong side of a tribe and ended up being beaten to death and cannibalised."

Fiji is now staunchly Christian and many Fijians regard their cannibal heritage as primitive and embarrassing.

Five years ago a pair of entrepreneurs caused an uproar on the islands with a plan to sell "cannibal chutney" based on a traditional dish which once accompanied human meat during feasts.
 
Why sure, Kaylee, I can bring it along... err, wait a minute... why are you hiding that cleaver behind your back? Why are you sidling closer to me in that seductively dangerous manner? Kaylee? Kay-

AAAAAAARGH!
 
http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/London/Writings/Adventure/
Seems that long pig has always been a popular meal with those who couldn't raise tastier species...and combined warfare and gathering more efficiently than the separation of the activities favored by Europeans. After all, 1914-18 should have been a bumper crop years and instead people starved. To quote from "Stranger in a Strange Land" (Heinlein): 'Is it OK to waste food?"
 
Serendipity serenly surfaces.

Just happened to have at hand...
Camp Cooking by Louis Leipoldt
An Afrikaans who may have just known the proper preparation of such as the Preacherman's ilk.

Sam
 
Don't want to intrude on my elders here, but -

Does anybody have a recipe for that chutney?

(I've already got a good cleaver. ;) )
 
I am not religion bashing here at all. I've got a heavy Catholic/Christian background myself.

But...

Anyone else see the slight irony of Christian missionaries trying to convert cannibals?

"Hey! Don't eat people! It's sinful! Here, read this big book instead where at the most important parts near the end, the Son of God wants everyone to eat him..."

Poor natives. I bet they were all like :confused:
 
The chief of the village, on the island of Viti Levu, has invited the missionary's descendants in Britain to attend next month's ceremony, the Pacific Islands News Association reported yesterday.

Yeah, right. Fool us once, shame on us...
 
Kaylee, I don't think you should do that. According to something I read, male missionaries taste like old billy goats - they are rank. The only way to make them just barely edible is to cook them for a loong time in sago-flour. Not really suitable for a BBQ.

No offence, Preacher, I am just assuming that a South African preacher from Louisiana tastes just as bad as an 1860's vintage European missionary. :D
 
Reminds me of a terrible joke.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says..." Does this taste funny to you?".


Arggg..sorry..couldn't resist. :D
 
Kaylee,

A little asian advice..

Eat first; if you like what you are eating don't ask what it is; so you will bear eating it again next time.

:D

"Was that dog meat, cat meat, or preacher meat?"
"Cat meat and preacher meat taste sour."
"Oh, so you are saying it wasn't dog meat?"

:D
 
Must need meds.
Seems there is a bit of Scotch blood in the South Afrikaan Preacher.
And they might have to shoot him to catch him.

Sooo.....Anyone for a helping of Holey Holy Haggis ?

Sam
 
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