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I grew up hunting and fishing in the Sierras and always carried a .357 "just in case." I knew their was little chance of actually running into a pissed off bear or a hungry mountain lion, but hey, ya never know. So i just felt alittle better with a six gun strapped on my side.

Then it seemed the pot growers decided the mountains were a really good place to grow their pot. I'm not talking about Harry the Hippie that would most likely invite you to smoke one with him, but nasty guys with evil black guns that really don't want anyone near their precious gardens. Every summer there's lots of big pot bust in the news, even an occasional story about hunters being shot at by pot growers. I figured i needed something with a little more firepower than the ole .357. So i started carrying a Glock 23 with a couple spare mags. I'll most likely never run across a disgruntled pot grower, but hey, ya never know. The Glock just gives me that warm fuzzy feeling. And i have lots of bullets.

Then i start hearing stories about how they've discovered meth labs way back up in the hills. Well, okay then, when they're cookin' up their poison, from what i've heard and read, you can smell the chemicals aways off. I'll just high tail it in the opposite direction and call the drug buster guys. And i still have my Glock with lots of bullets.

So i figured if i ever actually did need a gun i'ld be well served by my ole faithful Glock. With lots of bullets. So i'll just keep on huntin', fishin' and four wheelin' and not worry about it.

Then i ran across this:

http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=ca&county=Fresno

Great. I've hunted/ fished/ and four wheeled some of these areas. Now i have to worry about some big hairy creature chucking rocks at me. Now my puny little .40 cal no longer gives me that warm fuzzy feeling. Even with lots of bullets.

So what kind of gun do i need for a pot smokin', meth snortin' rock chuckin' big foot? I figure i'll need a really big gun that shoots a really big bullet. I'll most likely never run across the big stinky rock chuckin' creature, but hey, ya never know.
 
You've got to use the mythical and elusive Biggun. It's frequently referenced as being able to shoot down airplanes, derail trains, pass through metal detectors undetected, and murder kittens by the thousands. Most gun owners believe it doesn't exist, but if it doesn't exist, why are the antis trying to ban it?

Unfortunately, running across Bigfoot or Biggun is a once in a lifetime thing, the odds of running into Biggun just prior to meeting Bigfood aren't in your favor.
 
You opened yourself up for a lot of ridicule:neener: But more main stream scientists are taking the creature seriously. Myself, I think we are arrogant to beleive we know everything that's out there.

That's why I have the 500 S&W Magnum in the 4" Compensated Barrel.
 
Oh boy.... the threats one has to deal with now-a-days... Bigfoots on meth... it's not just our neighborhoods that have gone to hell it seems...

Well if good ol' Big Foot has just been wandering about the green "herb" fields I wouldn't worry too much about him. Just make sure you bring along rolling papers and a big bag of chips in case you run into each other.

And forget handguns, they wont cut it. A shotgun would be ideal though. If you eventually run out of papers I'm sure any Big Foot would be able to easily use a 12Ga as a pipe of sorts...
 
Bigfoot

I've never heard of anyone being injured or killed by a Bigfoot - but I don't know all that much, either. I've lived and worked in the mountains of Northern California (prime Bigfoot country) as a log hauler, lumber hauler and cowboy; fished commercially in more prime Bigfoot country in NW Washington state, and would have considered my best shot to be with a good quality camera, if I ever got close enough. The evidence is so slight, other than anecdotal, that one or more really good photos would be invaluable. Second to a real carcass, of course.:eek:
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Hmmm...a biiiiiig bag of chips, some chocolate and rolling papers. Thats a good start. Maybe an extra lighter or two.

Saturnine,
Just in case the munchies and rolling papers don't work, and he's just came from one of those meth labs, where can i find one of them Bigguns? And do they come in .88 magnum?
 
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If I was out tromping around in the mountains, you can bet yer ass that I will be carrying a long arm of some sort, for what I have it would be either my SKS, 590A1, or possibly my 30-06 model 700. I would also have a bit of extra ammo as well.

I would also have my side arm as well but once I leave the city, something bigger tags along.

Definitely bring something that can reach out to 200 yards, the shottie with slugs would be pushing it. I'd most likely prefer my sks.
 
As far as I know no Big Foot has ever been seen in Ky and even if so I would not want to shoot one but we have enough A-- Holes that look enough like 'em to warrant carrying some type of gun at all times, preferably something in caliber .45 ACP if possible, but smaller calibers work fairly well too most times!:uhoh:
 
Those imaginary creatures left hair and blood samples on a fishing cabin in canada. These samples have turned up as no known creature after hair morphology and DNA testing. There are not tests to come but the initial DNA test put the sample somewhere between chimp and human.
 
Desert Eagle
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With special "bigfoot" killer rounds.

Those imaginary creatures left hair and blood samples on a fishing cabin in canada. These samples have turned up as no known creature after hair morphology and DNA testing. There are not tests to come but the initial DNA test put the sample somewhere between chimp and human.
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Yeah, the History Channel did itfor their new show Monster Quest. It is called getting ratings...
 
So if you have a network that does nothing but learning programs you are only seeking ratings when you test tissue samples? In the whole first season of the show they have done far more debunking bad evidence than confirming good evidence.
 
Tupperware for all Occassions

I'd go with a Glock in either 10mm or .357 Sig. More power for big ol hairy and your bringing plenty of friends for the smokies. :evil:
 
Bakert, there have actually been quite a few Big Foot sighting in Ky.
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che 70B, thanks for the links and info. I've never seen them. To be honest though, we have some big, ugly, hairy rednecks here that might have been spotted. Hell, in fact 25 or30 yrs ago, although only 6' 2" and about 250lbs back then, with longer hair and a full untrimmed beard, I could possibly been mistaken for one especially by someone full of that good Ky whiskey!:D
 
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what you need is a gold plated Desert Eagle in 50 ae with a suppressor and silver grips with diamonds and Rubies inlaid in them. Then you need to load them with hollow point bullets filled with mercury and capped with hot wax then you need to put an X int eh wax to cause the bullet to explode on impact.
 
Those imaginary creatures left hair and blood samples on a fishing cabin in canada. These samples have turned up as no known creature after hair morphology and DNA testing. There are not tests to come but the initial DNA test put the sample somewhere between chimp and human.
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You have been watching Monster Quest. Let's see, the blood samples sat out, exposed, for 2 years. When first tested, they were negative. Then, when faced with results he didn't like, the guy on Monster Quest did his own testing and somehow countered the neutralizing effect of the galvanized metal (screws).

Sorry, don't buy it. If the guy had the ability to do the tests to start with, then why did he send out the samples instead of doing the test himself initially?

Yes, it was amazing how the alledged bigfoot seemed to be able to know where all the game cameras were placed and was able to avoid being spotting on any of them, including the infrared. It was almost like he wasn't even there, like he was....imaginary.
 
"what you need is a gold plated Desert Eagle in 50 ae with a suppressor and silver grips with diamonds and Rubies inlaid in them. Then you need to load them with hollow point bullets filled with mercury and capped with hot wax then you need to put an X int eh wax to cause the bullet to explode on impact."

The gold plating, silver grips and diamonds sound pretty good. But i think the rubies would be to gaudy.

Where can i get some of those exploding wax bullets? Or do i need to break out the hand loader and load 'em up myself?
 
I was in Romania recently.They are plagued with vampires at the moment,is there a firearm out there that kills vampires ?
 
He's just a misunderstood, lonely ole' guy, in need of some really good smelling shampoo. Just carry some of that, in case you ever run across him, and he'll thank you for it.
 
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