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Bush, Kerry courting orange voters
By Rick Methot
http://www.ldnews.com/Stories/0,1413,139~10142~2476214,00.html
Have you seen the poodle?
It's a delicate, white foo-foo little thing with a red bow in its fluffed-up brow. It's trimmed in that poofy poodle-cut that makes them look like walking pompoms. Did I mention this one is wearing an all-too-precious blue mid-section vest with a Kerry logo? The "dog" appears to be doing a leg-up impression of a point, but underneath the illustration is the line:
"That dog don't hunt."
It's the work of the 4-million-member National Rifle Association. Love 'em or hate 'em, it's rather clever. OK, so the NRA is short on grammarians, but you get the idea. Wussie dog, wussie Democrats, and their candidate is a threat to sportsmen and gun-owners, the two groups pretty much joined at the hip.
The poodle ad is going out on TV in key states, and a print version can be found at many sports shops catering to hunters and fishermen. Message to sportsmen from the NRA: "If John Kerry wins, you lose."
A key target that both candidates are aiming at is Pennsylvania with its 1.3 million licensed hunters, the most in the country according to Keystone State tourism. Pennsylvania is one of those so-called "swing states" that can go into either candidate's win column. Al Gore won here by just more than 200,000 votes in 2000. It's been said that if he had kept his mouth shut about his gun-control position in certain places, say West Virginia, Arkansas and Tennessee, he probably would have won those states and the presidency. This time around, the Dems should take at least one heavy-duty sportsmen's enclave, North Carolina, home to veep candidate John Edwards.
Gun control, hunters' rights, etc. are touchy subjects, not quite on the seriousness level of Iraq, the economy or stem-cell research, but if you're a one-issue voter, your perception of which candidate is the sportsmen's friend is the biggie.
Thus, forget that blue state-red state map for a moment and consider orange states -- blaze orange -- where hunters, if they get off their duffs and to the polling places, might make a big difference.
And both candidates are trying to come across as "good old boys," in such iffy states as Florida (not again), New Mexico and Ohio, according to the Congressional Sportsmen's Foundation, supposedly a bipartisan outfit.
A survey by the CSF suggests that an average of 80 percent of sportsmen in those three states are likely voters. Yowza.
How will they vote? Well it's no surprise that George W. Bush will probably do best among this demographic, and he just garnered the endorsement of the NRA. No surprise there, either. "President Bush: Friend of Gun Owners. John Kerry: A Gun Owner's Worst Nightmare," reads the endorsement headings. Personally, Richard M. Nixon was the only president in my lifetime who gave me nightmares, but sweet dreams.
The sportsmen's (and women's) vote is seen as important enough to both candidates that they agreed to interviews in this month's issue of Field & Stream magazine, the first time in the magazine's 109-year history that a sitting president has been interviewed. There's a picture of the prez fishing for bass (in his private pond) and Sen. John Kerry with a recently dispatched pheasant, fancy side-by-side shotgun resting on his shoulder. But the interviews cover more than the guns and hunting, such as environmental issues, where Dubya doesn't score many points, even among outdoor types.
There isn't the space to print even the highlights here, but if you're a Pennsylvania sportsman, I suggest you pick up a copy and make your own decisions, if you haven't already.
The NRA rates Kerry an "F" as in "fake, fraud and Second Amendment Phony," saying he's voted against gun owners more than 50 times. Kerry responds, "The NRA has a silly methodology that doesn't make any sense. I'm a gun owner. I'm a hunter. But I vote for reasonable things."
Kerry suggests the Brady Bill is reasonable.
Meanwhile, Bush says "I love to hunt and fish," but is the guy who lusts to shove oil-drilling rigs into public lands.
The trouble with this "huntier than thou" affectation by Bush and Kerry is that even if they do what they say, it doesn't relate to the average Joe tramping around state gamelands. The candidates are pampered and catered to on private club property with fellow mucky-mucks who pay more in annual membership dues than the nation's average gross individual income. Picture Augusta National with bird dogs.
Somehow I can't picture either Bush or Kerry settin' around the campfire back at duck camp, still in gamey smelling camo togs, chuckling over that brace of greenheads that pitched in while the guides pulled the decoys, spooning up firehouse venison chili and knocking back a shooter or two. Oops, that reminds me, neither of these guys drink anymore, which could cause some problems in bourbon-and-branch-country balloting.
Come the late night of Nov. 2, I want to see the results from Lynchburg, Tenn.
As well as all those "orange" states, especially my native Pennsylvania.
Forget my "primary resident" state of New Jersey.
I heard it went lavender.
By Rick Methot
http://www.ldnews.com/Stories/0,1413,139~10142~2476214,00.html
Have you seen the poodle?
It's a delicate, white foo-foo little thing with a red bow in its fluffed-up brow. It's trimmed in that poofy poodle-cut that makes them look like walking pompoms. Did I mention this one is wearing an all-too-precious blue mid-section vest with a Kerry logo? The "dog" appears to be doing a leg-up impression of a point, but underneath the illustration is the line:
"That dog don't hunt."
It's the work of the 4-million-member National Rifle Association. Love 'em or hate 'em, it's rather clever. OK, so the NRA is short on grammarians, but you get the idea. Wussie dog, wussie Democrats, and their candidate is a threat to sportsmen and gun-owners, the two groups pretty much joined at the hip.
The poodle ad is going out on TV in key states, and a print version can be found at many sports shops catering to hunters and fishermen. Message to sportsmen from the NRA: "If John Kerry wins, you lose."
A key target that both candidates are aiming at is Pennsylvania with its 1.3 million licensed hunters, the most in the country according to Keystone State tourism. Pennsylvania is one of those so-called "swing states" that can go into either candidate's win column. Al Gore won here by just more than 200,000 votes in 2000. It's been said that if he had kept his mouth shut about his gun-control position in certain places, say West Virginia, Arkansas and Tennessee, he probably would have won those states and the presidency. This time around, the Dems should take at least one heavy-duty sportsmen's enclave, North Carolina, home to veep candidate John Edwards.
Gun control, hunters' rights, etc. are touchy subjects, not quite on the seriousness level of Iraq, the economy or stem-cell research, but if you're a one-issue voter, your perception of which candidate is the sportsmen's friend is the biggie.
Thus, forget that blue state-red state map for a moment and consider orange states -- blaze orange -- where hunters, if they get off their duffs and to the polling places, might make a big difference.
And both candidates are trying to come across as "good old boys," in such iffy states as Florida (not again), New Mexico and Ohio, according to the Congressional Sportsmen's Foundation, supposedly a bipartisan outfit.
A survey by the CSF suggests that an average of 80 percent of sportsmen in those three states are likely voters. Yowza.
How will they vote? Well it's no surprise that George W. Bush will probably do best among this demographic, and he just garnered the endorsement of the NRA. No surprise there, either. "President Bush: Friend of Gun Owners. John Kerry: A Gun Owner's Worst Nightmare," reads the endorsement headings. Personally, Richard M. Nixon was the only president in my lifetime who gave me nightmares, but sweet dreams.
The sportsmen's (and women's) vote is seen as important enough to both candidates that they agreed to interviews in this month's issue of Field & Stream magazine, the first time in the magazine's 109-year history that a sitting president has been interviewed. There's a picture of the prez fishing for bass (in his private pond) and Sen. John Kerry with a recently dispatched pheasant, fancy side-by-side shotgun resting on his shoulder. But the interviews cover more than the guns and hunting, such as environmental issues, where Dubya doesn't score many points, even among outdoor types.
There isn't the space to print even the highlights here, but if you're a Pennsylvania sportsman, I suggest you pick up a copy and make your own decisions, if you haven't already.
The NRA rates Kerry an "F" as in "fake, fraud and Second Amendment Phony," saying he's voted against gun owners more than 50 times. Kerry responds, "The NRA has a silly methodology that doesn't make any sense. I'm a gun owner. I'm a hunter. But I vote for reasonable things."
Kerry suggests the Brady Bill is reasonable.
Meanwhile, Bush says "I love to hunt and fish," but is the guy who lusts to shove oil-drilling rigs into public lands.
The trouble with this "huntier than thou" affectation by Bush and Kerry is that even if they do what they say, it doesn't relate to the average Joe tramping around state gamelands. The candidates are pampered and catered to on private club property with fellow mucky-mucks who pay more in annual membership dues than the nation's average gross individual income. Picture Augusta National with bird dogs.
Somehow I can't picture either Bush or Kerry settin' around the campfire back at duck camp, still in gamey smelling camo togs, chuckling over that brace of greenheads that pitched in while the guides pulled the decoys, spooning up firehouse venison chili and knocking back a shooter or two. Oops, that reminds me, neither of these guys drink anymore, which could cause some problems in bourbon-and-branch-country balloting.
Come the late night of Nov. 2, I want to see the results from Lynchburg, Tenn.
As well as all those "orange" states, especially my native Pennsylvania.
Forget my "primary resident" state of New Jersey.
I heard it went lavender.