If you don't like to call your guns, tools, then don't call them tools. They are tools, regardless of cost, function, or sentiment. Just because you love something does not mean that it is not a tool. Guns just happen to be tools you are fixated on.
Do you have a flashlight? Is is it a tool to help you see in the dark? Have you spent any time over on candlepowerforums.com to see what truly bizarre tool fetishes are all about? Hey, one guy has a light safe. From what I gathered, it was a gun safe converted to hold his collection of flashlights. He can tell you about the candle power, lumens, beam consistency, amps, etc. all day long. He loves his lights, no doubt about it and he calls them tools.
Red Label, while I don't know of any forums dedicated to Stihl chainsaws, there are chainsaw forums. I assure you, that guns are NOT the only tool about which there are forums. See
http://chainsaw.nb.nu/bb/index.php for example. Just because you have some unnatural relationships with your guns does not negate the fact that they are tools.
Move away from the computer for a while and go chat with some live people. Live people with guns will be perfectly fine, but talk with some live people, in the flesh. Really.