Claude Clay
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Star is played by FireStar. Monte, courtesy of Chevrolet, is off stage
Mid-fall 1983 Sunny beautiful day—but its still early yet. Selling furniture is the casual part of my job. Collecting the monthly payments is the four-letter part.
Safe ain’t no longer just being oh-key-dokey with the pond kings. Streets are thick with them that’s wasted on elephant tranquilizer, smoking embalming fluid and well, unsane has reached a whole new level of weird of late. Star and vigilance; I keep both near to me. Anyways…..I’m closing on the exit door and note a big dude leaning against the baluster: coat hanging open under a big friendly smile. Also big and hanging is a shinny revolver with a barrel long enuf to pole vault with. Now, my left hand is in my coat pocket with Walter and as I like meeting new people—so I smile big right back at him—as I’m sweeping my coat back/ putting my hand on Star and ask him “ you think you can get yours out faster than me?” His hand stops moving and I‘m telling you truly, his smile got even bigger as he was now laughing through it.
‘No man, I just wanted to show you what I had.’ I’m cool with that. I mean who doesn’t want to see what the other guy has?
Having unsnapped and half freed Star I kinda feel the balance of power in our little play has sidled up real close to me. And were both still smiling and grinning. Casual now I say ‘ you wanted to show me…..(as I move my left hand slowly and clasp his butt)…may I?’ (as I wiggle it free). Mutually, and still smiling, we take a half step back from each other. People grinning and smiling like that just make me happy—and that’s good cause one handing the forward mounted cylinder release on this cannon is displeasing me. I think it’s a Smith but it ain’t like I’m gonna stop looking at that happy face to verify. Its open and them two thunks from near my feet thins my smile.
‘Loaded’ says I with what feels like the right amount of righteous indignation.
‘I didn’t know’ says he, palms up at his side, eyes to the ceiling. Looking like the messiah
‘Didn’t know’ says I with a hint of quarrel in my voice.
‘No man, I just got it and I didn’t know it was loaded.” Huh thinks I and says
‘Just got it??’ and why is it I am having to repeat every thing he says to get him to say something else?….gotta stop doing that.
‘Honest man.’ With a smile like that, I mean your 'not' going to believe him?
‘Im gonna go with you havin a permit for this cause you smile to nice to be a criminal.’
( yeah right—he looks exactly like he’s just back from a nickel) ‘But do you really think you should have a gun—what with not knowing its loaded and not having a decent holster for it?’ As I’m being eloquent, I been holdin on Star for so long I think my fingers got to crampen; so I commence to wiggling them. For some reason this disconcerts him. I know this cause his smile dims by a couple of pearly whites.
There is some hesitation here; awkward, cause up to now we been discoursen real nice like. At least I think it’s been nice. Perhaps he’s reading more into that wiggle than was. Or perhaps he knows something I don’t. Either way, can't be a conversation if’n no ones talking. So, I says with meaning:
‘Well…” and letting that one word hang there betwixt us promptin him to say:
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well folks--with this chip off the rock, i'm hopin to roll the rest of it to the top of the mountain by saturday. nite all
Mid-fall 1983 Sunny beautiful day—but its still early yet. Selling furniture is the casual part of my job. Collecting the monthly payments is the four-letter part.
Safe ain’t no longer just being oh-key-dokey with the pond kings. Streets are thick with them that’s wasted on elephant tranquilizer, smoking embalming fluid and well, unsane has reached a whole new level of weird of late. Star and vigilance; I keep both near to me. Anyways…..I’m closing on the exit door and note a big dude leaning against the baluster: coat hanging open under a big friendly smile. Also big and hanging is a shinny revolver with a barrel long enuf to pole vault with. Now, my left hand is in my coat pocket with Walter and as I like meeting new people—so I smile big right back at him—as I’m sweeping my coat back/ putting my hand on Star and ask him “ you think you can get yours out faster than me?” His hand stops moving and I‘m telling you truly, his smile got even bigger as he was now laughing through it.
‘No man, I just wanted to show you what I had.’ I’m cool with that. I mean who doesn’t want to see what the other guy has?
Having unsnapped and half freed Star I kinda feel the balance of power in our little play has sidled up real close to me. And were both still smiling and grinning. Casual now I say ‘ you wanted to show me…..(as I move my left hand slowly and clasp his butt)…may I?’ (as I wiggle it free). Mutually, and still smiling, we take a half step back from each other. People grinning and smiling like that just make me happy—and that’s good cause one handing the forward mounted cylinder release on this cannon is displeasing me. I think it’s a Smith but it ain’t like I’m gonna stop looking at that happy face to verify. Its open and them two thunks from near my feet thins my smile.
‘Loaded’ says I with what feels like the right amount of righteous indignation.
‘I didn’t know’ says he, palms up at his side, eyes to the ceiling. Looking like the messiah
‘Didn’t know’ says I with a hint of quarrel in my voice.
‘No man, I just got it and I didn’t know it was loaded.” Huh thinks I and says
‘Just got it??’ and why is it I am having to repeat every thing he says to get him to say something else?….gotta stop doing that.
‘Honest man.’ With a smile like that, I mean your 'not' going to believe him?
‘Im gonna go with you havin a permit for this cause you smile to nice to be a criminal.’
( yeah right—he looks exactly like he’s just back from a nickel) ‘But do you really think you should have a gun—what with not knowing its loaded and not having a decent holster for it?’ As I’m being eloquent, I been holdin on Star for so long I think my fingers got to crampen; so I commence to wiggling them. For some reason this disconcerts him. I know this cause his smile dims by a couple of pearly whites.
There is some hesitation here; awkward, cause up to now we been discoursen real nice like. At least I think it’s been nice. Perhaps he’s reading more into that wiggle than was. Or perhaps he knows something I don’t. Either way, can't be a conversation if’n no ones talking. So, I says with meaning:
‘Well…” and letting that one word hang there betwixt us promptin him to say:
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well folks--with this chip off the rock, i'm hopin to roll the rest of it to the top of the mountain by saturday. nite all
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