madmike
Member
February 6th. Mark your calendars.
Every year, I celebrate by buying a gun. Then I call them to share the news. I'm never threatening--I just wish her a happy birthday and tell them I celebrated by purchasing a new gun, in recognition of gun control.
If she wishes me to stop buying guns, she can stop having birthdays.
Luckily, with her "It's wrong to expose your children to guns, but okay to expose them to cigarette smoke" attitude, she'll keel over dead from cancer in a few more months.
And then we'll REALLY have a bash.
Yes, I'm an ^$$#0le. What about it?
Every year, I celebrate by buying a gun. Then I call them to share the news. I'm never threatening--I just wish her a happy birthday and tell them I celebrated by purchasing a new gun, in recognition of gun control.
If she wishes me to stop buying guns, she can stop having birthdays.
Luckily, with her "It's wrong to expose your children to guns, but okay to expose them to cigarette smoke" attitude, she'll keel over dead from cancer in a few more months.
And then we'll REALLY have a bash.
Yes, I'm an ^$$#0le. What about it?
