Chuck Norris prefers Gun over Side Kick!

[MT GUNNY]

http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=79316

Ive aways knew how he realy felt.

 

[Zundfolge]

 

[Eyesac]

lol, chuck crossdraws...

 

[jerkface11]

You'd think a stern look and a low "Do you know who I am?" would suffice.

 

[Starship1st]

Chuck prefers his gun over his side kick because his kicks are too fast. lol

 

[KelVarnson]

lol, chuck crossdraws...

I wonder if he carries that way to keep the gun out of the way of his karate moves...

 

[Prepster]

I love his NRA election video. It makes me long for some free time to watch Walker reruns, but they're never on when it's good for me .

 

[Cannonball888]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow. He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[Kind of Blued]

WOW. That was... scrumptrulescent.

"Just let 'em TRY and outlaw THOSE guns!"

 

[Lurp]

Haha I enjoyed that video. Thanks for the link.

 

[armoredman]

That old pic was before the Texas Rangers POLITELY asked him to not carry crossdraw, as no Ranger does, IIRC.
Chuck is a great actor and fighter, and I still would not want to mess with him, even if he is in his early 70s.

 

[Rubber_Duck]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun, he just throws the bullets himself.






Less lethal combat is more fun, up close and personal. So ditch the gun and get yourself some NUN-CHUCKS!!!

 

[russcoh]

The Japanese didn't come up with Sushi, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a fish.

 

[Beagle-zebub]

Chuck's waist is apparently 28cm wide. Here's a picture of him being shot out of a cannon.

 

[Dienekes]

I bought that book for my daughter as a bit of a joke--she always liked the show and she is a shooter. Before I sent it off to her I started reading it. It's actually pretty good.

I would recommend it...

 

[maddog1775]

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

 

[Timthinker]

Regardless of how proficient one is at unarmed fighting skills, having a weapon in hand is an obvious advantage.


Timthinker

 

[geophysicishooter]

I love his NRA election video. It makes me long for some free time to watch Walker reruns, but they're never on when it's good for me .

Are you kidding? I think there's an episode on in at least three different languages any time you turn on a tv.. It's chuck physics. tv stations don't really air the episodes. the show exists in an alternate dimension whose portal is your tv. Chuck chooses when you see him.

 

[Elmer]

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

[M249MachineGun]

78 percent of violent felons fear an armed citizen over prison.

100 percent fear Chuck Norris over death.

*Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the best way to kick somebody. Historians now regard this as the worst mistake ever made.

 

[Rubber_Duck]

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

-There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Webster will simply change the actual spelling of it.

-There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

-The only sure things in life are death and taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

 

[MT GUNNY]

Elmer and Duck those are Priceless

 

[tribbles]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

The only thing to fear is fear itself...and Chuck Norris.

There is no handicapped parking - just warnings of what will happen to you if you park in Chuck Norris's spots.

The reason there are four horsemen of the apocalypse is because Chuck Norris is walking.

 

[Vaulter98c]

roflcopter take me away, this is crazy!!

 

[OOOXOOO]

Chuck only relies on firearms when he doesn't want to kill.