Dear Abby:

[grampster]

Dear Confused,

You obviously need a new hobby. You have become bored because you question your motives and feelings. I suggest you dispose of all of your firearms and take up a new hobby; perhaps old comic books.

PM me and I'll give you my address so you can ship me your firearms and I'll see to it that they are put to good use by some, ahem, cough cough, worthy person.

Abbby

 

[cslinger]

Dear confused,

Buy a Glock or two that should reduce the overall asthetic value and snobbery of your collection so as to bring the Yin back to your Yang.

But seriously though,

No gun snob would throw their expensive 1911 in the mud just to prove a point. You likes what you likes and if anybody thinks you area snob for it.......well see rule #1.

Dear Glockophiles,

I was just joshing with ya. I love you gooffy little guys really I do. Actually Sheslinger has had her eye on a Glock 27 for some time now and the G30 I owned was a pretty awesome gun. So really don't take offense I was just kidding ya.

Chris

 

[10-Ring]

Dear Confused in K-Town,

SNAP OUT OF IT!

 

[MonkeyMan]

But of course to prove you are not a snob, you really need one of every single gun ever made, that way, it will reconfirm you are not a snob..

Too late TwoBlink, this is Tamara we're talking about.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I think someone just called me "goofy" and "little".

One out of two ain't bad!

HULK ANGRY!

 

[Baba Louie]

Dear Confused,

I feel your pain. You're obviously compensating for having a small... problem identifying your needs and desires when it comes to things that go bang and satisfy your primeval urgings.

May I suggest therapy in way of building small scale plastic armoured vehicles and collecting long sharp edged instruments. When you begin to lose yourself into that regimen you will find that all is right in your world and high end or low end firestix will fall into their proper place in your life.

Good luck. Please keep me informed in regards to your eventual solution.

Signed,

Adios, Abbey

 

[BigG]

You still need to get a LAR Grizzly autoloader before we can determine your Gun Snobbiness Quotient (GSQ). Please submit a range report at your earliest convenience.

Dr. Quack

 

[Dorrin79]

I am of the opinion that a "gun snob" is someone who judges guns completely based on cost (or possibly by a logo, such as "only H&K's are any good")

Since I have never seen you do that, I must conclude you are not a gun snob. Just someone who owns a lot of nice, expensive guns that I am very jealous of

 

[Litlman]

You are NOT a snob!!!

 

[hillbilly]

Dear Confused,

Bang! Bang-ga-bang-bang-bangity bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang bang click, clack, shrik, click.

Bang bang bang bang bang.

Bang.....

hillbilly

 

[Intune]

Dear Confused, I just conferred with Alexander the Great, Hannibal, Joan d'Arc and Rommel and they agreed that you have the good sense to enjoy that which pleases you. Patton said to tell you that "if it ain't ivory, it ain't squat!" We sent him down the road. Yeah, that one… Again.

Abby

P.S. When high falutin' guests show up unexpectedly, load the milsurp to the brim with inert Buffalo Bore. They'll never know & we'll never tell!

 

[Intune]

OK, maybe Buff Bore is not pricey enough. H&H?