Definitely had to be a noob

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my Briley 1911 kept pinching my "love handle"

Where I come from, that's a table muscle. Six rolls = Six pack abs

IBTL if we don't get off the fashion subject. (Aplologies to Jfrey because that is actually a good story.)
 
Didnt Jerry Sienfeld say that wearing sweatpants in public after Labor Day was like "giving up.... throwing it in?"

Are you supposed to wear Polymar after labor day?

I guess NONE of it is a bad as posting after three martinis....

Leroy
 
John828,
The thing that made it funny was that I am 6'1", 240 pounds, big mustache, and was wearing cowboy hat and boots. In this area of the country, that is a pretty manly outfit to be carrying a purse. Son's girlfriend couldn't believe I really did it in the first place.
 
While eating at the China Buffet in Moscow Idaho, some guy was carrying a Raging Bull, wearing a long coat and sweats, the pistol was in a holster under the coat, but it kept hanging down below his coat...

Meanwhile I was well retained with my IWB at 4 to 5 o clock... enjoying Sunday lunch with my family.
 
a guy came into work wearing blue jeans and one of the under armor shirts that are a spandex material..... wearing a belt holster with full sized gun in the holster, and a double magazine holster. The printing of the gun and magazines was so bad that he should have just worn it uncovered.
I've seen people nonchalantly pull out a saturday night special with their keys or when digging for change. Usually it's the mannerisms more than anything that stick out like a sore thumb, especially when one side of a guy's pants are low and the other side riding high.
 
WOW! When I started this thread, I had no idea it was gonna turn into a fashion post,
There were some things that I failed to mention in the original remarks but have become somewhat relevant to the story. With the mention of dress codes for military and proper clothing for cc, I thought I would give a bit of an update.
The originally mentioned barber shop is approx. two miles from the main gate of the ANG base(Air National Guard). This shop caters to many military personnel(probably 75% of the business). The other customer with the baggy sweats was Air Force. I know this by the stickers on his car and the neatness of his very short hair. This is another reason I felt it was OK to make mention of his carry practice.
The thing I don't fully understand is----are servicemen and women allowed to cc on base---I don't think so but maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps he lives off base and was not tied to duty at that time. Most of the personnell on the angb are reserves.
Anyway, sweats seem to be very common wear around these parts. Especially common in the winter. Myself, I won't wear them outside the house unless the dog needs to go out before I can get changed.
 
There is this noob I know who twice dropped magazines on the floor, both times in the middle of crowded restaurants. In one case he lost the magazine and pouch and didn't know it until another patron handed it to him. I won't name any names. :uhoh:
 
When I was a kid in elementary school a cop came into class once to give us a lecture about drugs or some other thing. He took out his gun to show us, removed the magazine, and then dropped the magazine right onto the ground where it landed right where I was sitting. I picked it up and handed it back to him. I think this was 4th grade.
 
I'll play.

I knew this noob, he was at his room mates brothers house, enjoying some video games.

Well, the *cough* 'noob' leaned forward on his stool, and his Steyr M9-A1 slipped out of his horizontal shoulder holster! (it had come unstrapped some how....might have been the flimsy button holding it in place!)

He balanced the pistol as it rode down his leg and let it drop, being smart enough not to try and grab it! (No damage to the handgun either)

That was the last time the *noob* carried in a cheap shoulder holster rig!:uhoh::D
 
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