UPI dateline 4/1/04 Croc d'Merde, France: Attendees of the World Convocation of 527 Groups For Kerry today were stunned by an event already being called the Proletarian Pasta Epiphany. This small villiage in the South of France prepares for an onslaugh of liberal/progressive pilgrims as word of an apparent secular miracle spreads across the world-wide leftist media network.
The meeting of Private Pro-Kerry 527 fundraising groups also attracted celebrities from the Media, the Entertainment Industry and numerous alternative lifestyle and anti-American organizations intent upon the destruction of Western Civilization. In keeping with the spirit of the event, the main couse of the opening day meeting was to be a huge vegetarian pizza funded by donations from the participants based upon their ability and apportioned to them according to their gastronomic need.
While exact details are sketchy the event unfolded just as pre-dinner speaker Comedian George Carlin finished his monolog " The Seven Words You Can't Say in the Socialist Utopia." An unusually strong leftward draft blew through the dining hall lifting the red covering cloth from the macrobiotic, environmentally friendly meatless pie:
revealing what Senator Hillary Clinton, D Mass. described as the "Veritable Icon of the founding genious the modern Democratic party"- Karl Marx!
A stunned silence prevailed until Britany Speers and Madonna burst forth in a spontaneous medley of "The Internationalle and Happy Days Are Here Again!" Said caterer and pizzaria owner, Jac Beaudreux. " It sounded alot like ' ... You have nothing to loose but your happy days, Your're Chains will rule the World!' but I couldn't tell for sure."
While liberal spokes persons from such divergent groups as Handgun Control Inc. and Gay Communists for Euthanasia hailed the event as a revelatory vision from an empty and godless universe, skeptics present an alternative explaination.
The Amazing Randi- renouned debunker of psychic phenomena made this observation. " Look, these Socialist and Liberal Democrats are just like Uri Geller on Speed. They're exactly what Lenin meant when he talked about 'Useful Idiots.' That giant pizza looks like exactly what it is- a mass of congealed and half-cooked vegetable matter. It does look a lot like Karl Marx because his life-long inattention to grooming and personal hygiene made HIM look exactly like a glob of congealed and half-cooked vegetable matter."
Move-On dot com Founder, George Soros responded. " I hate Gerge Bush."
The meeting of Private Pro-Kerry 527 fundraising groups also attracted celebrities from the Media, the Entertainment Industry and numerous alternative lifestyle and anti-American organizations intent upon the destruction of Western Civilization. In keeping with the spirit of the event, the main couse of the opening day meeting was to be a huge vegetarian pizza funded by donations from the participants based upon their ability and apportioned to them according to their gastronomic need.
While exact details are sketchy the event unfolded just as pre-dinner speaker Comedian George Carlin finished his monolog " The Seven Words You Can't Say in the Socialist Utopia." An unusually strong leftward draft blew through the dining hall lifting the red covering cloth from the macrobiotic, environmentally friendly meatless pie:
revealing what Senator Hillary Clinton, D Mass. described as the "Veritable Icon of the founding genious the modern Democratic party"- Karl Marx!
A stunned silence prevailed until Britany Speers and Madonna burst forth in a spontaneous medley of "The Internationalle and Happy Days Are Here Again!" Said caterer and pizzaria owner, Jac Beaudreux. " It sounded alot like ' ... You have nothing to loose but your happy days, Your're Chains will rule the World!' but I couldn't tell for sure."
While liberal spokes persons from such divergent groups as Handgun Control Inc. and Gay Communists for Euthanasia hailed the event as a revelatory vision from an empty and godless universe, skeptics present an alternative explaination.
The Amazing Randi- renouned debunker of psychic phenomena made this observation. " Look, these Socialist and Liberal Democrats are just like Uri Geller on Speed. They're exactly what Lenin meant when he talked about 'Useful Idiots.' That giant pizza looks like exactly what it is- a mass of congealed and half-cooked vegetable matter. It does look a lot like Karl Marx because his life-long inattention to grooming and personal hygiene made HIM look exactly like a glob of congealed and half-cooked vegetable matter."
Move-On dot com Founder, George Soros responded. " I hate Gerge Bush."
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