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Animal Rights Leader Wants to Be Barbecued
Fri April 25, 2003 09:15 AM ET
By Francois Murphy
LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals.

Ingrid Newkirk, 53, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), said on Thursday she had chosen to donate her body to her organization for use in a variety of startling protests.

Newkirk also suggested her feet be removed and made into umbrella stands similar to those made from elephant feet that she had seen as a child.

"I want to find ways to have my work live on when I'm gone and this has been my first idea. I will make a stir when I am long in the ground," Newkirk told Reuters.

A PETA spokesman said Newkirk held British and U.S. citizenship and a copy of her will would be kept in both countries.

In the document she also suggests her liver be vacuum-packed and sent to France to be used in a campaign to persuade shoppers not to buy foie gras, made from the livers of force-fed ducks and geese.

"We are in the business of getting people to think about what happens to animals," she said.

"When they go to the grocery store and buy foie gras in a tin, there is absolutely no thought of the geese. If my liver makes people talk about the issues then some good will come of it."

Newkirk said she had not heard of anyone making similar arrangements in their will.

"We hope it will start a trend," she said, adding that she had received a letter from a person interested in using their remains to promote vegetarianism.

But one body part listed in the will is not protest or animal related. It says a small part of her heart should be buried near the Hockenheim Formula One racing circuit in Germany, preferably near the Ferrari pits.

"I love Formula One. I love Michael Schumacher, and I thought I would have a little bit of personal indulgence there," she said. "But it's not without a connection to animals because he actually signed a letter for us against experiments on monkeys in Germany."




There is no way to make this stuff up!!!!!
 
I sincerely hope that PETA honors her wishes, in public, with TV cameras in attendance to film the whole process. That would display to the world just how daft, idiotic and loony that whole crowd is, and might finally earn PETA the ridicule and rejection it deserves.
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quote:""We are in the business of getting people to think about what happens to animals," she said."
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There is a natural order to the animal kingdom. Shocking, as it may be, this order includes some pretty graphic behaviors exceuted by its members. Been going on awhile, and will continue.

Ms. Newkirk might think differently if should were to view this--or be selected as a lunch guest in some areas. They don't bother with BBQ...
 
I've got first dibs on the thighs for a new pair of boots.

"Heeeeyyyy, do I hear $100 for the foot. One hundred dollar, one hundred twenty-five. Twenty-five and going for thirty. Do I hear thirty for the foot. One hundred and thirty for the foot. Do I hear one hundred forty?"
 
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The ingredient for tonight's competition is...

Liver of Newkirk!

Ah yes, Liver of Newkirk, one of the rarest, most delectable of delicacies. This rare ingredient comes to us via Great Britain where they take great care to stuff the stomachs of animal-rights activists with only the finest hand-picked vegetables. This will present quite a challenge for our two competitors squaring off in Kitchen Stadium tonight, but Iron Chef Sakai says that he has practiced for this moment, and feels that victory will be his.
 
Well, boy howdy! Break out the Wicker's marinade and KC Masterpiece! We's gonna have us some real "finger-lickin' good" BBQ because you will be literally licking fingers! Ladyfingers, anyone? Sorry, there won't be any brains. There isn't any now, there won't be any then. She's also planning to waste a perectly good liver. A good augur could read the lobes and see what the weather will be like the day after as well as the winning lottery number. Not to mention that if it was dried all the good doggie treats that could be made of it. She also failed to set aside a little something for jerky. I mean, BBQ is great. Don't get me wrong. But how about a little something for the road, you know? How about the scalp? It'd make a good dust mop. I think her forth point of contact might make a good bicycle rack. :evil:
 
If she wants to be leather goods, I could use a new holster and double magazine pouch.

(Bets on how long this thread lasts before a moderator closes it?)
 
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