Embarassing moment & sensual pleasure

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tegemu

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1. Embarassing Moment A good friend recently invited me to supper at Olive Garden. Since he is 6'4", I had to reach up to hug his neck. When I did, since I am built like a Schmoo, my britches promptly went south all the way to the deck. I'm sure the two attractive ladies right behind me were quite amused as were many other diners, luckily my skivvies were clean. Being an old geezer, nothing much unnerves me anymore, so I calmly reached down and pulled them up and sat down at the table. I guess the weight of a Kimber Ultra Carry II, a spare magazine, a phone, car keys, wallet and the trousers was just too much. Apparently, a pair of suspenders, as a permanent part of my wardrobe, is in order.

2. Sensual Pleasure When I got home and took the UCII out of my pocket, I noticed that the feel of the pistol in my hand was extremely pleasurable - almost to the point of being a sensual pleasure. I have since noticed that the same applies to my other pistols in varying degrees. I hope that you other shooters feel the same.
 
Interesting !!

The second part won't get you many invites to Olive Garden , or hugs , but I'm all for the suspenders ! ;)
 
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