Every 2 or 3 months my wife decides that she must have a house cleaner come and clean the house. I have decided that in the interest of the old truism 'if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy' that I should not fight this. So I go along. The issue is that she then decides we have to clean the house before the house cleaner gets there. Not sure why, but I go along, see above for reason.
Now, I try to schedule work so that I'm not home on this day because while I truly don't mind helping her clean the house, reading her mind gets tiresome, and apparently that is expected of me. This last time I was successful I had a full day of work away from home. I get this call though, and she asks me if she should, "put the guns up." She is referring to the ones kept in our nightstands in case things go bump in the night. I say, "Sure."
The next day she flies out to Canada for a business trip, and come bed time I pop the safe to get my pistol out. Only it's not freaking there. Silly me, she has decided that 'putting them up' is setting them in the middle of the floor in her closet under some clothes. It took me 3 sleepless hours to find them.
My hope here is that someone can explain the logic thinking that setting them in the middle of the closet floor is more secure than our 2,000+ safe? Any ideas?
And yes she has the combo to the safe. So that's no excuse.
Now, I try to schedule work so that I'm not home on this day because while I truly don't mind helping her clean the house, reading her mind gets tiresome, and apparently that is expected of me. This last time I was successful I had a full day of work away from home. I get this call though, and she asks me if she should, "put the guns up." She is referring to the ones kept in our nightstands in case things go bump in the night. I say, "Sure."
The next day she flies out to Canada for a business trip, and come bed time I pop the safe to get my pistol out. Only it's not freaking there. Silly me, she has decided that 'putting them up' is setting them in the middle of the floor in her closet under some clothes. It took me 3 sleepless hours to find them.
My hope here is that someone can explain the logic thinking that setting them in the middle of the closet floor is more secure than our 2,000+ safe? Any ideas?
And yes she has the combo to the safe. So that's no excuse.