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David904

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Ok... I like to read Fark.com It can be pretty darned funny and some of the photoshop contests are not to be believed. However, the majority of posters there seem to be pretty liberal.

There was a thread there today involving the discussion of ownership of firearms and I crossed swords with a poster. I tried to be High road about things (had a minor deviation) but as I want to be a good representative of 2A rights advocates I'd appreciate your input regarding how you thought I presented my case.

Him: Sub machine guns are a sub set of Machine guns. To say a sub machine gun isn't a machine gun is like saying a compact car isn't a car it's a compact car. The "hyphen" between "sub" and "machine" means "sub" further describes the "machine gun".

Now before anyone figures me for a gun hater I shoot regularly and own plenty of guns. I feel like the small-dick (see? it describes the dick) full auto nuts only serve to fuel anti-gun sentiment especially since most of them can't shut the fark up about what they have and they can't resist fueling the stereotype by posting their redneck ass on Youtube. Genius.

I personally think most guys buying AKs, AR's and shiat are really more concerned with compensating for their undersized peckers than they are with shooting sports.

When we lose our right. I will blame you fags.


Him: If I wanted to compensate for something, a 5.56mm round isn't exactly the Ron Jeremy of ammunition...

Why not use 223? On a recoil-reducing wooden stock with a nice Monte Carlo? Why do you need all the AR Bullshiat? I bet your flash suppressor must really be useful shooting cans.


Me: When they try to come and deprive us of our 2A guaranteed rights, I will blame people like you because of your elitist attitude.

Don't be such a Fudd. Cars all provide transportation. Do you get all irked at folks because they choose to purchase a sports car or SUV rather than a minivan or station wagon?

And I own an AR to be able to defend my home in the event of another Katrina or LA Riot, or some such. Just like I keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. It has an effective and readily available caliber for my needs and is light enough/light recoiled enough for my wife to handle or for an injured person to be able to handle effectively. All the "AR bullshiat" simply makes the rifle more ergonomic and lighter weight.


Him: Quote 2007-09-28 03:01:04 PM
And I own an AR to be able to defend my home in the event of another Katrina or LA Riot, or some such.

You are a pulled pork-inhaling, Skoal-dipping, Ford F150 POS-driving, Mullet-clad simpleton. I wish you all the displeasure your life of ignorance holds in store for you.

The mere assertion that an AR is the weapon of choice for domestic protection tells me you are exactly the idiot that will ruin it for the rest of us.

Thanks a million, Jed.


Me:As for your allegations... Hardly. I'm educated, fairly libertarian in my political views and cannot abide by the idea of a nanny-state. I'm also a nursing student. I've seen the damage that firearm can be used to inflict on someone. I've seen some real tragedies - some truly heartbreaking tragedies. I've also seen that the preponderance of folks rolling into my ER with GSWs pretty much had them coming to them. Gang Bangers and other criminals are playing the odds and their lifestyles/pursuits are not conducive to dying of old age.

I believe that the Constitution and the BOR mean exactly what they say. "Shall not be infringed" means just that. Free citizens of the USA should have the unfettered right to keep and bear any kind of firearm they so choose.

I believe in personal accountability. An inanimate object of any design has no moral will or volition of its own. It takes a man or a woman to use something for good or evil ends. If you don't like the looks of the "Evil Black Rifle," fine. Don't get one. I can appreciate a well made wood-stocked precision bolt action rifle, etc. as well as the next person whose interests lie in that direction. However, I have chosen the AR platform for the reasons I explained earlier.

It really is beyond me as to how you would have a problem with keeping a rifle (one that has been designed to be light weight, easy to handle/maintain, and handle fairly crappy field conditions) for the purpose of home defense during a worst case scenario.

I'm not anywhere close to being of a mind to set up a compound in Montana and separate myself from the rest of society... stockpiling food and supplies while waiting for the world to come to a nuclear end. Sorry to disappoint you. What I am, though, is a responsible free citizen of the United States of America who has purchased a rifle that is fully in compliance with every law in the state in which I reside. I am responsible for the safety of my wife and two small children and I take that duty very seriously. Up until seven years ago, the prospect of a terrorist attack on domestic soil seemed to be a far fetched proposition. It isn't so beyond the realm of possibility now, now is it? The possibility is thankfully remote that it would occur wher e I live, but it is definitely there. The LA riots of '92 and the social meltdown of New Orleans when Katrina destroyed that city graphically illustrated that there can very definitely be a substantial period of time in which emergency services may not be able to attend to your area when you need them most - and there are those who would seek to take advantage of that. If you are not able to protect yourself, then you will fall prey to them and quite possibly die.

I'm not willing to base the safety of my family on the earnest hope that bad things don't happen to good people. It seems to me, danlpoon, that you suffer from the elitist, Zumbo mindset. Get over it. Fast. We either stand together or we will all fall separately. Because after they make my evil black rifle illegal, they'll be coming for your high powered sniper rifle - er... Hunting/sporting rifle. I most sincerely hope you snap out of this misconception under which you are operating. Supporters of the second amendment do not need to be divided in our loyalties.

Me: And pulled pork rules!
 
Arguing with antis on the internet, for the most part, is like trying to wrestle with the sun. You get nowhere and still manage to get burned. That he used derogatory language and you stayed on the high road speaks volumes (or should, anyway!) to readers. Good job in that regard.
 
He doesn't understand the nature of the Bill of Rights and the Second Amendment. Furthermore, he is a slanderer and name caller, running from true debate while trying to use the immature tactic of name-calling to gain the advantage. The majority of Farkers are Libertarian. Which thread was this? I'd like to contribute my thoughts there. You do get the occasional hippie, but they are far and away Libertarian as I said.
 
When an anti brings out the ridiculous "you are compensating for something" argument, its time to walk away. They aren't worth your time.
 
So what did he say after that? I think you answered him very well.
I feel like the **Edited for the children.The children!** full auto nuts only serve to fuel anti-gun sentiment especially since most of them can't shut the fark up about what they have and they can't resist fueling the stereotype by posting their redneck ass on Youtube. Genius.
Sadly,that's true. For every interesting or useful video about responsible firearm ownership or safe gun handling,you get a thousand videos of Bubba and Bubba Jr. giving the redneck death sentence,"Hold my beer and watch this."BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM "Check it out,man. Yer Ak's on fire,man." :rolleyes:
 
When an anti brings out the ridiculous "you are compensating for something" argument, its time to walk away. They aren't worth your time.

I think of leftist extremists as being something like Three Stooges movies: amusing in a dull-witted way, but easily outgrown by most people.
 
The fark.com comments are about a useful for effective discourse as tits on a bull.

Likewise, it's not exactly the kind of place you'd find Art's Grammaw.
 
Yeah, I posted in that thread, too. You can't really take anything on Fark too seriously, half the time it's probably somebody who is trying to get you riled up.
 
the readers of fark are not really libertarians.. more like geeks and nerds who like to laugh at the world, secure in their own carefully manicured egos.

it's an entertaining site, but one can't take it too seriously. that said, i think you did very well in being civil while the moron babbled on in true ignoramus fashion. I highly doubt that he actually owns any guns. Or, if he does, he doesn't own any ARs or AKs because he can't afford them and so spends his days on fark wagging his tongue about how they aren't necessary because his Handi-Rifle in 300 win mag is plenty sufficient.
 
Compensating?

Yeah.

Compensating for the fact that I can't hurl an eighth of an ounce of lead at 3,000 fps downrange.

Just as soon as the genetic engineering breakthroughs make that possible, I won't need that lead throwing thing to compensate for my debilitating inadequacies.
 
I personally think most guys buying AKs, AR's and shiat are really more concerned with compensating for their undersized peckers than they are with shooting sports.

.. not exactly

not to off on tangent but I'll just say I have never had to spend any of my firearms money on Enzyte...
 
hey dave, i just saw a guy in a POS F-150 wearing a mullet, was that you ?? :D
just kidding !! i'd say you did a pretty good job of defending the 2nd, and an admirable job of maintaining the high road while sparing with such a "simpleton".
 
Good rebuttal for you. I doubt the guy is a gun owner.

The only criticism I find is you name called once

Don't be such a Fudd

and this

Zumbo mindset

Zumbo has come out in favor of the EBR, I doubt your nemesis even knows who he is anyway.

Over all I think your did real good!
 
Hi everyone,
Sorry I posted and disappeared. On weekends, I work 12 hour shifts at the Hospital so... I was gone. I appreciate your thoughtful and supportive commentary.

You were right about my slip-ups regarding calling him a Fudd and referring to Zumbo in the negative. I was trying to point out to him that his elitist attitude was similar to a public figure was pilloried and publicly castigated for his words and deeds along the same line. Glad to see that Mr. Z came to his senses. Hopefully this kid does the same.

And no Mil-Dot... That wasn't me. I don't have enough hair left on my head to grow a mullet.

I could try to grow a Skullet though... Just like Phil Collins in the '80s. *wince*

Silverlance... You're right. Fark is exactly what it is and not to be taken seriously. I go in there and get a good laugh most of the time. But this time, I thought that there might be an opportunity to change someone's thoughts and mindset.
 
Him: If I wanted to compensate for something, a 5.56mm round isn't exactly the Ron Jeremy of ammunition...

Why not use 223? On a recoil-reducing wooden stock with a nice Monte Carlo? Why do you need all the AR Bullshiat? I bet your flash suppressor must really be useful shooting cans.

Some of his mutterings were a little hard to follow, but does this bit of comment say that instead of using a 5.56 you should use a 223?

I think that you were drug into a discussion with a 16 year old or the like. Either that or he was a grown man with the mind of a 16 year old.
 
Question for thought:

If he's right and the 5.56 round isn't up to the job, why then are there some whacky leftists claiming the US has killed 600K+ people in Iraq? Are our boys gumming them to death?
 
hes probably another jobless pot head with over 5000 bumperstickers stratigicly placed randomly over his moms car, but if u ask him if hes a jobless pot head over the internet suddenly he has 3 phd's and a steady income of 300k a month doing blackops work for the cia
 
Anybody who is anti-pulled pork or F-150 doesn't get the time of day from me.

Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Dave!
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Dave!

:)
 
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