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For all you ill-equipped ninjas out there...

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Preacherman, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. Preacherman

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    Golly, I'll need all that stuff? :what:

    Good thing I'm into GEAR!! :D
     
  3. kayak bum

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    I'm speechless. Maybe if I'm bored later I will order my very own ninja kit...
     
  4. jdberger

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    a sword---that guy forgot the sword !!!

    REAL ninjas have swords and those cool jammies with feet! :evil:
     
  5. 357wheelgunner

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    Let that nerd try to assassinate a THR member with his ninja stars....lets see 12 gauge vs. ninja stars

    What a sick dork!
     
  6. spacemanspiff

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    i'm just going to get a full body tattoo in tactical black. save me from having to spend thirty odd bucks on a pair of jammies and a balaclava. plus i'd save money on laundry detergent.
     
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    But wouldn't it look kewl with a spray and bake?

    Do you think it would fit in one of RMA's ovens? (I'm so funny I think I'm gonna pee my pants) :p

    You don't think they would be offended, do ya? :eek:
     
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    Sweeeeet!!!

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
     
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    Alaska....is that you?? :confused:
     
  11. Warren

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    If you use fire and stealth does that make you a singeja?

    Or if you use bowling supplies are you a pinja?

    Maybe if you shy away from things you are a cringeja.

    If you do sneaky cabinet work you could call yourself a hingeja.

    If you kill and kill and kill until you are depressed you are a bingeja.


    Sorry just thinking outloud...I'll stop now.
     
  12. Zackmeister

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    Must...resist..hitting...buy-it-now button. :D
     
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    Hear2learn,

    Any more of those and you'll give me the cringejas. :D
     
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    Hey, do you think they could do some sort of package deal like a nice gift basket (actually, a gift gear bag) full of the necessary ninja gear and then maybe some nice special touches like chocolates? They could market as something like the "Ninja Assassin Gift Basket" and push sales around Valentines Day, Christmas, and other related family holidays.

    Or, maybe there could be a club that you join and every month you get a new ninja accessory and they conveniently charge your credit card every month. In this way, the ninja wannabe could afford the whole package, but spread out over a couple of years.

    Holy cow, the marketing possibilities are endless!!!!!!!
     
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    Peter - I can tell - all this enforced recuperation - shows you are spending way too much time on line - surfing!!! :D
     
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    Ninjas wield the Real Ultimate Power.



    Those picks are stupid expensive. Dealer price is around $40.
     
  18. bad LT

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    Ninjas and hippos are cool (readers of Real Ultimate Power know what I am talking about)
     
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    a 60" recurve bow??? surely there's a bow made that is lighter, smaller, more accurate, and more lethal... 'bout anything by matthews, or bear, or pse, or....
     
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    Amazon says the guide is no longer available. Did you guys buy them all?
     
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    No booties -

    Can't believe that Amazon shut it down. Now where are the tactically challenged going to find the stuff they need to ply their trade? :banghead:
     
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    No GE mini gun?
     
  23. jdberger

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    NOOOooo.......

    It was about NINJAs not Jesse Ventura. Ninjas are quiet and stealthy and really really kewl. They don't need a mini-gun. They can KILL YOU with a dirty look...
     
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