Yup, RevolvingCylinder, I know what Wayne LaPierre is paid: I've actually read the IRS forms and didn't get my information secondhand.
LaPierre's entire compensation package is
laughable when compared with that of
the 500 highest paid chief executives in the country as determined by Forbes Magazine's annual survey but LaPierre is the chief executive of an organization that is as large and complex as many of those on the list.
More important to me, the organization LaPierre heads--the NRA--is what stands between my right to keep and bear arms and the Brady Campaign, the Million Moms, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer, Michael Bloomberg, Adrian Fenty, C. Ray Nagin, the United Nations, and all the other people and organizations that want to deprive me of those rights.
I don't want a cut rate advocate leading the only effective organization that serves my interests. It evidently troubles you, but I'm sure that we don't share the same interests. My own interests are in keeping my rights and I am willing to pay the cost of doing that. You're not. It troubles you that LaPierre is paid more than many other people and it also bothers you that he has an expense account funded by NRA member contributions. It doesn't bother me in the least. I want that man on the road working for me. He does it well. I haven't seen you do anything to help me, though, so I wouldn't contribute a cent to pay your salary or your expenses. Perhaps you don't get paid as much and don't have an expense account.
Who else should fund that expense account but NRA members? You might have a good idea and I'd love to hear it. For example if you have a way to get Ted Kennedy or Michael Bloomberg to fund the NRA expense account, I'm all for it. Or if you think that LaPierre should open a lemonade stand to earn money to fund the expense account, it's okay with me if you suggest that to him or raise it to the NRA membership. "LaPierre's Lemonade Puts a Smile on Even the Sourest Disposition" could be a catchy slogan. Or I suppose LaPierre could arrive at the airports early enough to pass the hat for his tickets and meals. That's another possibility you should suggest.
But neither of those things--LaPierre's salary and his expense account--bothers me at all. My focus is sharp and exclusive. I've told you what interests me. From my focus LaPierre is doing an excellent job. I still have my guns. On the other hand you, with all the respect due to you, have done nothing at all to help me keep them. You're interested in your issues with the NRA. I'm interested in keeping my guns. Life is beautifully simple for me.
You're not an NRA member, are you? It's great to be virtuous and save $35 a year too. I have to say that by the same standard I am one hell of a virtuous guy: I virtuously refuse to belong to organizations with membership fees
much higher than that, and I should tell you that I don't belong to a great many of those. I even criticize them a lot, which makes me still more virtuous. I don't have your principles but I'm sure I beat you on virtue as measured by that scale.
Nope, I don't see "something wrong with having legitimate issues with an organization and addressing them?" But that's not what I think you're doing. I think you're merely being "virtuous" and "principled." No one who doesn't belong to an organization gets to "address issues" with it. The way to "address issues" is from
within the organization. Belonging to an organization like the NRA doesn't mean complete approval of or agreement with everything it does. In fact the larger the organization the less general agreement and approval there will be. The way this darned world works is that
you don't get to run it. Much, much more serious a problem is that
I don't get to run it either, even though I would do a really great job. See, the trouble we both face is that other people have other ideas and don't recognize how smart we both are. And since they get a voice and a vote, we can't always have everything our own way even though we are gun owners. Drat it.
That's the interesting thing about
every membership organization: if you don't belong to it you don't get to have a voice in it, and when there are "legitimate issues" on which votes are taken you don't get a vote either. Countries work that way too: only citizens get a voice and are entitled to vote. Business corporations too: only shareholders get a voice and votes. What you get to do from the outside is whine, carp, complain, attack, sneer, deride, derail, and all sorts of other stuff like that, but you don't get to "address" or even to have "legitimate issues." You can stomp your foot and say that they are too "legitimate issues" but they aren't, not even if you do it a lot and get your friends in that situation to join you in the mightiest chorus the world has ever heard. All you good folk are doing is making a lot of noise.
You don't even get the right to complain about Wayne LaPierre's salary and expense account unless you contribute to the funds that pay them. Don't mistake me. Of course you may continue to complain about such things but you just don't have the right to do it. So sad.
By the way, I look forward to those videos that the NRA/ILA distributes as a way to raise additional funds to fight for my right to keep and bear arms. Most of them are the History Channel's wonderful videos on guns. They're the best things around and the price is reasonable. The most recent one is on the M16. I want more. It's especially pleasing to me that the NRA/ILA uses my money to support my right to keep and bear arms. It does bother me, though, that in doing so the NRA/ILA also supports
your right to keep and bear arms. If ever I can figure out a way to correct that obvious inequity you should be sure that I'll address that legitimate issue. I'm an NRA Life Member and contribute heavily to the ILA every year.
I carry you and several other people too, so be nice to me. It's easy to do because I am warm and cuddly, and rather loveable too in my own way.