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So I was talking to a friend at work and he told me about the first deer he ever took,

It was a very cold day and he was very excited to get his first deer. He was sitting in the upper loft of a barn when a buck and doe ran up practically at the door of the barn. He raised his rifle hurriedly and spooked the buck, but shot the doe. He was so excited he jumped down and forgot it was a bit too high for that! :rofl: He said he laid there for like 20 minutes in the freezing cold, stunned, next to the deer. (He couldn’t stop laughing telling me this story, in case anyone was worried he got hurt!)
 
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Adrenaline makes you crazy


I was hunting in National Forest. I hear a "BOOM", followed by a "thud". Knew from the boom it was a BIG gun.
About 15 minutes go by, i can faintly hear calls for help. I get out of my stand and slowly work my way towards the cries.
I spot a stand and look around the ground. Laying at the bottom of the stand, was a 76yo man.
Seems he had fallen asleep in the stand. Woke up, hearing a rustling. A does was at the bottom of his stand, on the left side, walking to the rear.
He stands up and twists at the waist (right handed), not wanting to shuffle his feet.
He was carrying .458WM. He pulls the trigger and gets kicked out of the stand.
He missed the doe.
 
Not my story, but my dad's.
Him and a buddy were driving to the field they used to hunt in. Right before they turned in the field, they saw a buck. Thee buddy said " Holy $#&$, a buck!" Then he shoulder the rifle and fired. Bagging the buck and probably breaking a few hunting laws.
 
He was carrying .458WM. He pulls the trigger and gets kicked out of the stand.

I'm 78 and still climb trees when hunting, however, I used a safety belt the first time I ever hunted in an elevated stand and every time since. I feel it has saved me twice from falling about 20+ feet.

If one hunts above ground, he should have his IQ checked if he doesn't use a belt or harness. :confused:
 
My two oldest brothers tell the story of some rabbit hunts when they were teens.

Marsh (oldest) was playing the rabbit hound, tramping through the briars and brush along the train tracks. He had a shotgun.

Doug (the younger) was walking the tracks with a .22 LR. This is where the rabbits generally went when spooked...up to the tracks where they could really haul butt.

A rabbit hopped out on the tracks, running away from Doug, who drew a bead on him and shot. Rabbit drops, dead.

No bullet hole.

Yeah...he hit exactly where you're thinking!


Another story of the two rabbit hunting, this time Doug is tramping through the brush alongside the tracks.

Marsh, up on the tracks, had a 12 gauge pump from an uncle.

Rabbit spooks up on the tracks and runs straight for Marsh.

Doug says he heard "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"

"Did you get 'em?"

Marsh held up a pair of ears with a bloody string of flesh attached: "GOT HIM!"

Doug said there wasn't enough to make soup with. Evidently the last shot got him right about the time the rabbit reached Marsh.
 
Cruising the high dry plains of southeastern Colorado in the early 1960s, with my kid sister and her boyfriend as company.

A cock pheasant runs across the road in front of my car, and hides in a brush pile near a tenant farmer's trailer.

I make a U-turn, park by the trailer, knock on the door. I ask the guy for permission to hunt pheasants on his property. He says, "OK, but I have not seen any in a long time."

I say "thanks", go to my car, uncase the Winchester Model 42, walk 75 yards to the brush pile, kick it, and kill the pheasant with Grandpa's 'fo' hunnert and ten'.

I wave at the face in the trailer as we leave.

His expression is priceless.
 
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A friend and I were hunting rabbits when we were both young and hunted all the time.
The beagles were hot on the trail of a cottontail, and we were just waiting on the rabbit to circle so we could get a shot. Pretty soon a brown streak came by and my friend didn't even shoot his 12 gauge, because the rabbit was "way" out there. I snap shot with my old Winchester 20 gauge model 12 pump, and the cottontail just did a flip, and was dead when he stopped rolling. I never let him live that down. :)

Have a blessed day,

Leon
 
Walked into a capercaillie mating area just quarter of a mile where I parked my car, with no less than seven males somehow not realizing that I'm closing in. They took off some 20 yards from me, confused, and flew over my head at close range. I emptied my shotgun (6+1 rounds) in seconds, missing them all because there were too many of them and I was too overwhelmed by the situation to concentrate in shooting.

To put this into perspective, you usually walk anywhere between 3 and 6 miles in wilderness to even see one, they're very cautious and take off as soon as they realize someone is anywhere near them, commonly at 100+ yards so you don't have a chance to shoot, hence they're notoriously difficult to hunt. Some hunters have spent the better part of four decades trying without succeeding to down one.
 
While a teen I was invited by our neighbor to go deer hunting with him. Now in California in 1970 that meant a deer camp/lease with him and the regular members. Besides brush busting and kitchen duty the kid,(me), was expected to allow any member the first shot should a legal, fork horn or better, buck show.
So, cruising the two track in the jeep a deer is spotted under a tree. We stop and the three of us get out and we see it has antlers so I'm excited and watching it through the peep sight on my Model 88 lever action. The guy who spotted it has first shot and shoots but misses, me I rack the round out of my rifle and the other member shoots and gets the deer.
They head for it and I pick up my dusty cartridge from the road... :oops:
 
During our deer gun season one year, I unexpectedly got off work early and decided to slip in on some public land to see if maybe someone would push a deer my way. Saw nothing, so I'm slowly heading back to where I'd parked. About 10 yards from the Jeep, I cycle the 870 to empty it and just as the 3rd slug lands in my hand, 3 does run out of the fence row 20 feet away. They were bedded down exactly 12 feet from my passenger side front door.

On a cold and rainy last day of muzzleloader season years ago, I spied a big, fat doe grazing the edge of the field along the woodline. She was about 400 yards away, I had about 20 minutes of legal shooting time left. So I slip out of my stand, circle the short end of the field, and start my stalk along the edge of the woods. After closing the distance to about 130 yards and questioning if I could get closer without spooking her or running out of time, I decided I was well within comfortable shooting range.
Put my bag on the ground, laying in the wet grass full prone, pull the trigger and "snap"... waiting, still waiting. Nothing. Cap must be wet. New cap, "snap" followed by KABOOM. About a half second hangfire. And a miss.
Doe is still there, so I reload and compose myself. Nice and steady. "Click"
Forgot the cap
New cap, nice and steady...KABOOM
Puff of smoke clears, no deer to be seen.
Walk down to check for blood and she was laying dead as 4am.
 
I emptied my shotgun (6+1 rounds) in seconds, missing them all because there were too many of them and I was too overwhelmed by the situation to concentrate in shooting.

Where were you hunting that allows a shotgun with 7 shots for bird hunting?
 
Where were you hunting that allows a shotgun with 7 shots for bird hunting?
Finland. Pump shotguns have no magazine limit. Extended magazine tubes are very common, especially in waterfowling. Personally I prefer semi auto and 2+1 nowadays, much more comfortable to carry and faster handling than a long tube full of heavy magnum shells.
 
I took my 15yr old nephew squirrel hunting one day, He's using a 20ga pump, I'm using a 410 bolt action. I shoot one jumping from a Beech to an Oak, falls almost on top of nephew, but not dead. He drops the muzzle about a foot away and blasts it. Nothing left but ears and tail.
There's no kill like overkill!:rofl: I love this thread, why haven't I been active on this subfourm yet...
 
30 years ago, opening day of deer season here in Wisconsin started with rain. As I stood in my tree stand in the big woods of public land, it changed to freezing rain, to sleet and then to a raging blizzard. Back then it was my practice to sit all day on opening day on that large area of public land, with the hopes that other hunters would move deer when they moved. Problem was, visibility was so limited, that most deer were just brown blurs in a white background. By noon it was apparent by the lack of deer movement that everyone else was out of the woods and the deer were hunkered down in the storm. Just as it was getting dark, the snow let up and across the swamp I saw a buck and a doe cross. couldn't get a shot, but now kinda figured where their bedroom was. The walk out was almost impossible because snow was over knee deep and the weight of the snowed had bent over many of the small trees to the ground. It was like walking a maze. Every time you touched a tree, you got dumped on. I knew tho, that the walk in the next morning all I would have to do was follow my trail. What I didn't figure on, was the exertion of the walk in. The morning, like many after a blizzard was bitter cold, so I dressed warm. Too warm for the exertion. Add to it the amount of snow falling down my neck as I waded thru the snow to my stand. Time I got there my pants were froze solid above my knees and I was soaking wet on the inside of my long johns. Needless to say, Standing for long was not an option. Two hours after daylight, I had had enough. Decided to try and "sneak" hunt before the snow became crunchy. Didn't take me long to realize by the many large areas the deer had cleared looking for food, that they were targeting wintergreen. Acorns had been scarce that year so the deer went to their backup food. Knowing where the best wintergreen areas were, I kept my "sneak" to the edges of the swamps. About an hour into the "sneak", as I was threading my way thru the bent over oak scrub at the edge of a tamarack swamp, I catch the movement of a deer's horn, not 20 yards away. The heavy snow cover in the trees and the sound of snow falling from said trees had covered my approach as the buck was facing upwind and I was approaching from downwind. I had to drop to my knees in the snow to see him and all I could see of the deer was it's head and neck above the snow...but at 20 yards, and the ol' ought-six, I didn't need anymore. Being careful to make as little movement as possible, I took off the safety, raised to ol' sporterized M1917, put the crosshairs on the neck below the head and pulled the trigger. Nuttin' happened. I thought, 'ell, did I not put in a shell? Slowly and as quietly as I could, I worked the bolt enough to see I had indeed loaded the gun. Again, I was able to carefully raise the gun again without being made and pulled the trigger. Again.....nuttin'. The I remembered my grandfather talking about the bolts of their M1917s in France during WWI constantly freezing when they would get wet and how they would urinate on them to thaw them. (One reason so many of those rifles had stains on the stocks around the receiver). I considered trying to pee on it but knew there was no way I could get away with it at this distance from an alert deer. You could tell he now was alert to something. Knowing the when the bolt is cocked on my M1917, that the pin protrudes from the back of the bolt, I figured I would try and hold the gun up with my left hand, while pulling the trigger and pushing on the back of the firing pin at the same time, with my right. Wasn't an easy thing to do, and it was a total surprise when the gun went off. At the shot the buck jumped up along with two does I had never seen. To this day, I still do not understand how I got away with all that I did at that distance from three alert deer. The buck was an easy track and he did not go far. The drag back was a different story. Between the distance to my original stand and the distance covered in my "sneak", I was a good mile from the truck and dragging a mature buck thru knee deep snow and the maze in the woods form the snowstorm was not an easy task. Along the way I peeled of most of my outer clothing and would carry it and my rifle a hundred yards and then go back and get the buck. This was repeated I don't know how many times. Last 1/4 mile I would lay down on top the buck and take a break to catch my wind. As I got closer to the truck and where I knew my two brothers probably were, I would shout and fire my gun hoping they would hear. Nope....they were inside the warm truck, listening to the Packer game and eating sammies. Was not the biggest buck I ever shot(basket 8), but the most memorable. BTW....Wisconsin extended the gun deer season that year because of the lack of hunting opportunities on opening weekend die to the blizzard. Only time I ever remember them doing that.
 
30 years ago, opening day of deer season here in Wisconsin started with rain. As I stood in my tree stand in the big woods of public land, it changed to freezing rain, to sleet and then to a raging blizzard. Back then it was my practice to sit all day on opening day on that large area of public land, with the hopes that other hunters would move deer when they moved. Problem was, visibility was so limited, that most deer were just brown blurs in a white background. By noon it was apparent by the lack of deer movement that everyone else was out of the woods and the deer were hunkered down in the storm. Just as it was getting dark, the snow let up and across the swamp I saw a buck and a doe cross. couldn't get a shot, but now kinda figured where their bedroom was. The walk out was almost impossible because snow was over knee deep and the weight of the snowed had bent over many of the small trees to the ground. It was like walking a maze. Every time you touched a tree, you got dumped on. I knew tho, that the walk in the next morning all I would have to do was follow my trail. What I didn't figure on, was the exertion of the walk in. The morning, like many after a blizzard was bitter cold, so I dressed warm. Too warm for the exertion. Add to it the amount of snow falling down my neck as I waded thru the snow to my stand. Time I got there my pants were froze solid above my knees and I was soaking wet on the inside of my long johns. Needless to say, Standing for long was not an option. Two hours after daylight, I had had enough. Decided to try and "sneak" hunt before the snow became crunchy. Didn't take me long to realize by the many large areas the deer had cleared looking for food, that they were targeting wintergreen. Acorns had been scarce that year so the deer went to their backup food. Knowing where the best wintergreen areas were, I kept my "sneak" to the edges of the swamps. About an hour into the "sneak", as I was threading my way thru the bent over oak scrub at the edge of a tamarack swamp, I catch the movement of a deer's horn, not 20 yards away. The heavy snow cover in the trees and the sound of snow falling from said trees had covered my approach as the buck was facing upwind and I was approaching from downwind. I had to drop to my knees in the snow to see him and all I could see of the deer was it's head and neck above the snow...but at 20 yards, and the ol' ought-six, I didn't need anymore. Being careful to make as little movement as possible, I took off the safety, raised to ol' sporterized M1917, put the crosshairs on the neck below the head and pulled the trigger. Nuttin' happened. I thought, 'ell, did I not put in a shell? Slowly and as quietly as I could, I worked the bolt enough to see I had indeed loaded the gun. Again, I was able to carefully raise the gun again without being made and pulled the trigger. Again.....nuttin'. The I remembered my grandfather talking about the bolts of their M1917s in France during WWI constantly freezing when they would get wet and how they would urinate on them to thaw them. (One reason so many of those rifles had stains on the stocks around the receiver). I considered trying to pee on it but knew there was no way I could get away with it at this distance from an alert deer. You could tell he now was alert to something. Knowing the when the bolt is cocked on my M1917, that the pin protrudes from the back of the bolt, I figured I would try and hold the gun up with my left hand, while pulling the trigger and pushing on the back of the firing pin at the same time, with my right. Wasn't an easy thing to do, and it was a total surprise when the gun went off. At the shot the buck jumped up along with two does I had never seen. To this day, I still do not understand how I got away with all that I did at that distance from three alert deer. The buck was an easy track and he did not go far. The drag back was a different story. Between the distance to my original stand and the distance covered in my "sneak", I was a good mile from the truck and dragging a mature buck thru knee deep snow and the maze in the woods form the snowstorm was not an easy task. Along the way I peeled of most of my outer clothing and would carry it and my rifle a hundred yards and then go back and get the buck. This was repeated I don't know how many times. Last 1/4 mile I would lay down on top the buck and take a break to catch my wind. As I got closer to the truck and where I knew my two brothers probably were, I would shout and fire my gun hoping they would hear. Nope....they were inside the warm truck, listening to the Packer game and eating sammies. Was not the biggest buck I ever shot(basket 8), but the most memorable. BTW....Wisconsin extended the gun deer season that year because of the lack of hunting opportunities on opening weekend die to the blizzard. Only time I ever remember them doing that.

Paragraph breaks, dude! I'm having a really hard time getting through this!

;)
 
I was hunting these past couple weeks in a drainage that had a forest fire at some point in the past decade. Big....just guessing on the order of 10K acres or more. At any rate, thousand and thousands of "ghost" trees still left standing.

The first day out I hears what sounded like someone with a baseball bat whacking a tree. It made me think of those sasquatch hunter shows on TV where the cast goes out on night missions and whacks on trees trying to get Ol big and hairy to whack on one back.

Now I've been in the woods and heard sounds like that and have even heard "A" whack on a tree that might sound like someone returning fire. Makes you go, huh BUT I wasn't prepared for this place. Like every 5-10 minutes from every direction ALL, DAY, LONG, and they were mega loud if they were within 1/2 mile or so.

After about the first 20 thinking what the hell I finally determined that in this big burn there were big cracks in the tree and the cracks were probably opening or closing from the changing temperature....kind of like tree quakes.

I laughed my butt off thinking of the Squatch hunters completely losing their ^h%t in this place:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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