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Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by offthepaper, Nov 4, 2008.

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  1. offthepaper

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    Does anyone have a link to the original Gecko45, mall ninja, posting? I tried the search function, but wasn't able to find the original story/posting by him. Can anyone help? thanks.
     
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    lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.
     
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    He wasn't an idiot. He was a highly trained professional who was poking fun at all the internet idiots who claim to know about weapons and tactics.
     
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    That's not the right one.

    Here's the original in its entirety.

    http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

    My favorite line in the entire discourse:

    And this one:

    C'mon, you mean you can't tell when somebody's pulling your chain?
     
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    Some of the funniest gun stuff ever.


    rd
     
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    Gecko45 is satire.
     
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    Ah, the real professional mall ninja... I have never laughed so hard in my life. I too, as a college professor, duct tape ceramic plates to my back in order to stop multiple .308 rounds.

    And like the ninja, I also keep extra plates in my briefcase so I can protect my head while absorbing sniper .308 shots to protect my students while they put together the collapsable .50 cal to return fire!

    Of course, I only do this after I get permission from local LEO.
     
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    ...man, I really wish I could make a political comment. :)

    Oops, I indirectly circumvented the rule. ;)
     
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