Gecko45 info

[offthepaper]

Does anyone have a link to the original Gecko45, mall ninja, posting? I tried the search function, but wasn't able to find the original story/posting by him. Can anyone help? thanks.

 

[blkbrd666]

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[MikePGS]

theres the shrine of the mall ninja at http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ which has them, but not sure if any board still has the originals.

 

[98C5]

Also:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=131609714

 

[LTB15J]

lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

 

[harmonic]

never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

He wasn't an idiot. He was a highly trained professional who was poking fun at all the internet idiots who claim to know about weapons and tactics.

 

[harmonic]

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

That's not the right one.

Here's the original in its entirety.

http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

My favorite line in the entire discourse:

If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B.

And this one:

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.

C'mon, you mean you can't tell when somebody's pulling your chain?

 

[rdrancher]

Some of the funniest gun stuff ever.


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[bdickens]

Gecko45 is satire.

 

[unisonic12]

lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

You forgot about Gunkid and his tactical wheelbarrow. He's behind bars now.

http://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/2006/07/target-is-dismounted-troll-in-open.html

 

[IN>IL]

Ah, the real professional mall ninja... I have never laughed so hard in my life. I too, as a college professor, duct tape ceramic plates to my back in order to stop multiple .308 rounds.

And like the ninja, I also keep extra plates in my briefcase so I can protect my head while absorbing sniper .308 shots to protect my students while they put together the collapsable .50 cal to return fire!

Of course, I only do this after I get permission from local LEO.

 

[Kind of Blued]

lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

...man, I really wish I could make a political comment.

Oops, I indirectly circumvented the rule.