progunner1957
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A German man has apparently murdered a woman with an "assault sausage." Clearly, these sausages serve but one purpose - the killing of human beings - and have no place in a civilized society.
The sausage in question - a Bockwurst - is the sausage of choice for thugs, criminals and murders throughout Germany. Tens of thousands of innocents are murdered every year by cold-blooded sausage weilding criminals.
Rebecca Peters, head of the United Nations IANSA program, says the UN small arms conference has been studying Bockwurst assaults for some time. She is adamant that these assault sausages must be banned on a global scale to save other women from being sausaged to death.
We must outlaw the possession and use of these sausages of mass destruction.
We must do it... For the children!
Link: http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/new...01_L09361042_RTRUKOC_0_UK-GERMANY-SAUSAGE.xml
The sausage in question - a Bockwurst - is the sausage of choice for thugs, criminals and murders throughout Germany. Tens of thousands of innocents are murdered every year by cold-blooded sausage weilding criminals.
Rebecca Peters, head of the United Nations IANSA program, says the UN small arms conference has been studying Bockwurst assaults for some time. She is adamant that these assault sausages must be banned on a global scale to save other women from being sausaged to death.
We must outlaw the possession and use of these sausages of mass destruction.
We must do it... For the children!
Link: http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/new...01_L09361042_RTRUKOC_0_UK-GERMANY-SAUSAGE.xml