Glock dropped in a bucket of drano

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However, in just a few minutes a Glock fanboy will come by and post a link to a test where a Glock was put in a blender filled with Drano, sulfuric acid, Coca-Cola, pirahna, and 2 pounds of industrial diamonds. A CAT D8bulldozer was then dropped on it from 1000 feet. The owner picked up the Glock, chambered a 155mm HE round, hit a post-it note at 917 miles, and then proceeded to run 726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue with no failures.
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Yeah, but it went kaboom on round number 726,762. So it's obviously no damn good. ;)
 
However, in just a few minutes a Glock fanboy will come by and post a link to a test where a Glock was put in a blender filled with Drano, sulfuric acid, Coca-Cola, pirahna, and 2 pounds of industrial diamonds. A CAT D8bulldozer was then dropped on it from 1000 feet. The owner picked up the Glock, chambered a 155mm HE round, hit a post-it note at 917 miles, and then proceeded to run 726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue with no failures.
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Followed shortly thereafter by an XD fan posting "I could do that if i wanted, and my gun's not ugly..." and 5 pages of XD/Glock jihad, interupted by the occasional 1911 fan calling them all "Tupperware lovers".
 
Here is a pic of a Glock testers about read to throw a Glock into the lava of an active Volcano.

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Ten days later they retrieved the Glock and fed it to this Shark

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The shark died because he could not digest the Glock and it got stuck in his bowels. It was cut out and placed at ground zero of a 10 MT nuclear explosion.

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The Glock was still able to shoot a billion rounds without malfunction. :rolleyes:
 
1) Why would you have a bucket of Drano, when it comes in a perfectly user-friendly package?
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LMAO. That is the real question here isn't it?

A man has a bucket full of dangerous acid and the only concern that comes to mind is what happens if I drop my plastic gun in it. :uhoh:

2) Why are people obsessed with trying to destroy the Glock via hundreds of abuses, none of which it was intended to face?
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That part on the other hand, makes perfect sense to me. :D


LOL! I love this forum.
 
I don't know but I do know it is not a good idea to get it or toilet bowl cleaner on aluminum foil....bad juju
 
To me, it sounds like a dropped glob of something. I.E., person making sandwich gets surprised by something, drops mayo jar, mayo bounces out of jar, sandwich maker is called by someone in another room. His reply is, "Be there in minute, I've got a big ol' GLOCK of mayo on the kitchen floor to clean up".
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Bwaaaaahahaha! Personally, I always thought it sounded like the noise I make in the morning after I've had too much to drink. :D
 
I don't know but I do know it is not a good idea to get it or toilet bowl cleaner on aluminum foil....bad juju
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But you could throw them together in a 2l bottle and lauch the glock off a 10 story building with the resulting explosion and it would still fire.

***Disclaimer***

I do not suggest actually doing what I just wrote!!! Serious injury may result.
 
:uhoh: ............First off I hate the lot of ya's.

Why are people obsessed with trying to destroy the Glock via hundreds of absues, none of which it was intended to face?
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The same people that are obsessed with trying to break Glocks are IMO the same people that get steamed when their $2k 1911 jams every fourth round while the ugly $500 gun keeps ticking away :neener: . Having said that I own a high dollar 1911 and enjoy it very much........at the range. I would not trust my life to it however as it has jammed many, many times. So have the other two I have owned. To all you XD lovers out there I prefer a gun that does not have multiple redundant safeties that are just another chance for mechanical failure to happen.

726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue
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Sounds like standard Wolf to me.
 
Ask yourself this:

You find a bucket of draino which stood for a week, with a:
Glock 17
1911
XD
S&W 19
and your favorite gun
inside the bucket.

All guns are loaded and the ammo will work. You can only grab one to defend you life, you're dead if it doesn't work. Which one will you grab.

Answer to yourself, be honest.
 
All guns are loaded and the ammo will work. You can only grab one to defend you life, you're dead if it doesn't work. Which one will you grab.

Answer to yourself, be honest.
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Ill throw the bucket of drain cleaner at the would be attacker, that should ruin his day
 
Ya drop a glock:barf: in drano and its still going to be the gun of choice for the crack dealers. Folks who talk about 1911s not being dependable are just plain stupid:neener: .... So far I have yet to pick up a 75 year old glock:barf: that has been sitting in a drawer in a garage for the last 50 years that still functions like it did the day it was made. Maybe them folks need to stick to colt instead of them boutique guns they think is so hot..... In a few years the 1911 will be 100 years old... Glock will never make it that long. Bet ya 50 bucks.:neener:
 
So far I have yet to pick up a 75 year old glock that has been sitting in a drawer in a garage for the last 50 years that still functions like it did the day it was made
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This statement makes no sense Notch. Glocks have not been around for 75 years.

Or are you one of the weido time travelers who've come back to be their own Grandpa? :neener:
 
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