Good heavens. Laura Croft is a criminal

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Anybody who reads my book "Enemies Foreign And Domestic" will see a lot of Lara Croft in my female protagonist Ranya! She shoots, rides motorcycles, and kicks ???.
 
Those guns that Angelina uses arent' stock. It seems they needed barrel extensions as the stock barrels were too small. :D
 
Anybody who reads my book "Enemies Foreign And Domestic" will see a lot of Lara Croft in my female protagonist Ranya! She shoots, rides motorcycles, and kicks ???.
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IOW, the character is a set of male traits and interests that you have sexually reassigned and recast as your dream girl?:evil:

Works for me, despite the homoerotic subtext of such an exercise, as women who are actually like that, and good-looking, are few and far between, or "not available" to straight males.:D
 
"Wealth grants privilege, regardless of where one lives."

Yup. Just look at the Clintons.

Murder.
Treason.
Larceny.
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You could make a long list of all the dodged charges. No wonder they are out of Arkansas.
 
Warning sexist remark

She is my kind of woman. Carrys a gun and rides an bike.
And now for the seriously sexist remark,
She carries a pair of 38s, and a gun too.
 
Boats,

Well, I am thinking about selling the TL1000S and getting some used beater 600, like an older CBR or Ninja... ;)
 
Pretty girl with outstanding firearms. She rides a bike and I'll betcha she can knock back a few beers as well. Well, it sounds too good to be true. I guess it just ain't meant to be for me but I can dream can't I?

What does Billy Bob got that we ain't got? Never mind! What a stupid question that was!:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Tamara

Well, I am thinking about selling the TL1000S and getting some used beater 600, like an older CBR or Ninja...
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I had a lot of friends who liked motorcycles, with the emphasis on the past tense. In the realm of my experience it makes little difference what you ride, you WILL have an accident sooner or later.

Firearms are a much safer hobby :)

Newton
 
Newton,

In the realm of my experience it makes little difference what you ride, you WILL have an accident sooner or later.
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I appreciate the concern, but you're a little late with the warning. ;) (I have enough metal in my leg to build a bridge out of, which impedes my running, jumping, and raiding of tombs, but doesn't really affect my shooting or riding. :D )
 
Tamara

Sorry I couldn't have been of assistance earlier. I guess rolling down the road really spoiled the finish on those H&K USP Experts too ;)

Anyhoo, a limp can be very becoming, sort of distinguished :)

Newton
 
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