Good Mail yesterday, or the Sounds of Freedom

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hillbilly

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I got good mail yesterday.

A pair of brand new Butler Creek 10/22 magazines, both with an eeeeeevil, extra-high-assault capacity of 25 rounds!

Just as the sun set in the Ozark Mountains of Crawford County, Arkansas, I loaded one of the mags up and strolled out to my backyard range.

I delivered a short speech, wherein I invited certain politicians (we all know who they are) to perform a certain act upon me (we can all guess what that might have been), and then I let loose.......

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

An innocent group of golf balls, just laying out by the dirt berm, minding their own business, were mercilessly forced to do the obscene "bullet dance" to an evil, stacatto rythmn.

I needed a cigar and shot of good bourbon afterwards.

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