Snowbandit
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- Oct 4, 2007
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Momma told me to shut up, I thought she said stand up!
Other ideas?
Don't say anything unless someone asks. If someone asks, tell them it's nothing, you just dropped a fork and cracked your head on the corner of the kitchen table. Hurt like hell, bled way too much, etc.Yes, it is embarrassing. It's my first bite-I'm not used to shooting prone I guess. I didn't even know I was bleeding until I saw red dripping on my pretty new rifle.
And yes, I'd rather lie for now. I've got a bunch of older hippies working for me and I'm in an interim position. Once it is settled I can be myself a bit more.
and thisTell them you walked into the end of a pipe.
You fell.
By combining these two you have the perfect lie. You fell into a pipe. Doesn't get much better then that.