Gun control definitions, let them fly.

[fantacmet]

Ok I plan to use this in a blog, I need humorous but true definitions of gun control. I will start it off with a couple, one of which is mine, and one of which I got from the signature of another member here.

Gun Control:

The theory that 110lb. women have the "right" to fistfight with 210lb. rapists.

Means hitting your target.


Anyone got some to add?

Rev. Michael

 

[SDC]

Is about CONTROL, not about GUNS.

When you absolutely, positively don't trust your own citizens; Gun Control.

 

[Glockfan.45]

Gun control works.......just ask Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.

 

[Manedwolf]

Forget gun control...try criminal control for a change.

 

[Outlaws]

Gun Control: There Is No Power Without Control

 

[jfh]

whose was this, originally? (Hillbilly?)--

I stole it, with permission, a couple of years ago:

gun control: the belief that a woman strangled with her own panty hose and raped is morally superior to a woman who defends herself with a gun.

and a second one: My guns are safer than Ted Kennedy's car.

 

[fantacmet]

JFH, all I can say is OUCH in the extreme.

I cam eup with another one.

Gun Control: Empowering Criminals since 1968!

Rev. Michael

 

[Standing Wolf]

Real gun control means hitting your targets quickly, accurately, and consistently; all other forms of so-called "gun control" are infringements of the right to keep and bear arms.

 

[hobbeeman]

Gun control means using both hands

Gun control...takes practice, practice, practice.

 

[GLOCK19XDSC]

madmike:

http://michaelzwilliamson.com/rants/guncontrol.php?PHPSESSID=59cf6217bf9cb0e68eae48a1679f1330

It appears to have been updated.

 

[DesertShooter]

Gun control? What do you NOT understand about the 2nd Amendment?

Guns in the hands of citizens....the REAL Homeland Security!

Gun control? No thank you, I'll control it myself!

Gun control....the most direct route to servitude!

 

[Dan from MI]

Gun Control is people control