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Just a bit of humor to start the weekend right.

Found this earlier today. Got a good chuckle from it...


Bud Light Presents... Real Men of Genius.

(~*Reeeal Mennn of Geniuuussss*~)

Today we salute you, Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spotter Guy.

(~*Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spotter Guy!*~)

Any 12 year old can put the crosshairs on the target. But YOU put the math on the crosshairs, and tell your buddy how to make the clicky adjustments of doom.

(~*Which cargo pocket did I put my TI-89 in?*~)

You do trigonometry in your sleep, calculate windage and distance just by feeling the wind on your eyeball, and routinely make the Coriolis Effect your bitch!

(~*Wicked windy, super far, a buncha mils, send it!"*~)

And do you get mentioned in a single article about the extreme-distance shots, or how hard it is to do ballistics math on a battlefield? Of course not.

(~*They all think "there's an Aaaaapp for that"!*~)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Sheldon Cooper of the infantry. Because why get all the girls, glory, and news attention, when you can carry the 1 for your buddy...

(~*Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spottttter Guyyyyy!*~)

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* Mods, I have not seen this one before if it is a repeat or duplicate please delete/lock. Thank you
 
That is funny! I like it. What is even funnier is that while I read it, I glanced over and saw my TI89 and TI200 --oh, AND a TI83-- right here.
 
The "app" comment might be inaccurate...

I thought the military already had programs on little handheld PDA's that can do the complex calculations for them?
 
I thought the military already had programs on little handheld PDA's that can do the complex calculations for them?
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They do but this is a humor thread not a gear and techniques thread :D

NukemJim
 
Random trivia for the day:

The background singer in the "Real Men'' Bud Light series is David Bickler, former front man for Survivor ("Eye Of The Tiger", etc)
 
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