first picture.
I am smaller and weaker than most voilent criminals (who would prey on me is extra, that part implied) this makes it less wordy
Consider having the compensation statement afterward.
Am I compensating for something? YES!
maybe even start with I am a gun owner
(pic of girl)
I am a gun owner
I am smaller and weaker than most voilent criminals
Am I compensating for something? Hell yes!
(pic of standard male)
I am a gun owner
I am in good shape, but can't "pump iron" 12 hours a day
Am I compensating for something? Hell yes!
(pic of old guy with cane)
I am a gun owner
I cannot run away effectively
Am I compensating for something? Hell yes!
(pic of well built male)
I am a gun owner
I am strong, but there is only one of me, and a gang of them
Am I compensating for something? Hell yes!
it could be fun to have the males pose with snubnose revolvers, especially some of the ultrasnubnose large frame S&W performance center revolvers. Kinda throws that "If I am compensating for penis size, why choose a 2 inch barrel?" in there too