Happy Birthday, Gus!
gharsh wrote that "turning the age of your date only happens once in a lifetime." When I lived in the midwest, they called that your "Golden Birthday." I spent mine (19 on the 19th, long ago) studying for a mean old exam. Getting your CCW paperwork in is MUCH better!
Dodging guns might be a little harder than dodging raindrops.
Ammo showers might be nice, though.
Welcome, Gus's Guy! You wrote earlier that
I've turned in my paint brushes and drawing tablets for the highroad
Don't have to do that; they're welcome here, too.
You wrote that you don't have any guns (note the plural) yet. You will.
Just be sure to budget some money for food along the way.
Gus, you'll get that Glock somehow, I bet. I'd add beautifully-blued old Detective Special and a Rock River match-grade AR, since you mentioned having tried EBRs and liking 'em.
Wedding present? Think "matching Pythons." The best man should carry a slung AR, btw. The rest of the wedding party can go wild with BBQ guns and fancy stuff. I can hear the minister saying, "If anyone present objects to this union ... well, I'm not sure that it's such a good idea to say much..." Sounds like kind of the reverse of a "shotgun wedding."
Have fun, you two.
And Happy Birthday, HankB!