Forget the couch!
Get thee to the range! Everyone else will be watching football or sleeping so drag that boring old Uncle Ed out to the range and show him what "muzzle energy" means!
"How'd your turkey day go, Ed?"
"Oh, not bad. Wicked good turkey, though."
Or...
"How'd your turkey day go, Ed?"
"Oh, man, I got to shoot a .45! A real .45 and a shotgun and a .22 and I hit something! It was so much fun!"
Happy holiday "round the world!