zminer
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Just wondering how many people have read all, or part, of the Supreme Court's decision in "District of Columbia Et Al vs. Heller." I've only read part of it so far, but it's interesting.
There are some parts of it which are actually kind of funny. My favorite so far involves the interpretation of the words "keep," "bear," and "arms" from the Second Amendment. After a lengthy explanation about the uses of the words which were current at the time the Second Amendment was written, the author dismisses the various other interpretations this way:
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The word "Arms" would have two different meanings at once:"weapons" (as the object of "keep") and (as the object of "bear") one-half of an idiom. It would be rather like saying "He filled and kicked the bucket" to mean "He filled the bucket and died." Grotesque.
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For some reason, this conjures up images of Statler and Waldorf - the two old Muppets who sit in the balcony - arguing over something.
Anyone else have a favorite part, or a related comment on reading the document? (For anyone who wants to read it, the full decision can be downloaded from the page here.)
There are some parts of it which are actually kind of funny. My favorite so far involves the interpretation of the words "keep," "bear," and "arms" from the Second Amendment. After a lengthy explanation about the uses of the words which were current at the time the Second Amendment was written, the author dismisses the various other interpretations this way:
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The word "Arms" would have two different meanings at once:"weapons" (as the object of "keep") and (as the object of "bear") one-half of an idiom. It would be rather like saying "He filled and kicked the bucket" to mean "He filled the bucket and died." Grotesque.
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For some reason, this conjures up images of Statler and Waldorf - the two old Muppets who sit in the balcony - arguing over something.
Anyone else have a favorite part, or a related comment on reading the document? (For anyone who wants to read it, the full decision can be downloaded from the page here.)
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