Help for a big guy...

[BlayGlock]

5 bucks says that after this is locked well never hear from TacFat again

I would pay $5 to ensure that pikid89 could not post in this thread anymore. Heck I would pay $10.

TF would the Golden Corral let you place some hideout guns around? I see that your boss is very tactical and pro gun. Ive got a ton of ideas about where you could hide stuff.

 

[John58]

Whats wrong for a REALLY fat guy to want to be prepared?

 

[TacticallyFat]

TF would the Golden Corral let you place some hideout guns around? I see that your boss is very tactical and pro gun. Ive got a ton of ideas about where you could hide stuff.

I see where you are going with this, however I don't think you are thinking out the potential tactical problems that could arise my friend. I keep my guns on my person at all hours of the day, at night I lock up my XD in the safe, and keep my glock on my night stand. The tactical problems of locating the guns around the Golden Carrol kitchen, well one I have an incredible fear of zombies, and what if they invaded and found them. Nothing would be worse to get shot with your own gun, two what if one of my fellow cooks decided to just flip out one day and found one and went crazy? I don't know I would just worry about those types of situations. If I am not completely tactically thinking this out, then let me know where you were thinking. I just don't know if it would be very smart to do.

 

[beeenbag]

well one I have an incredible fear of zombies, and what if they invaded and found them. Nothing would be worse to get shot with your own gun

hahaha ha ha ROTFLMAO!!

your killing me with this crap!! I mean literally my sides are busting!

So if they were a zombie why would they need a gun? They could just eat your brain!

How do you kill something already dead anyways? This should be good!

 

[TacticallyFat]

So if they were a zombie why would they need a gun? They could just eat your brain!

How do you kill something already dead anyways? This should be good!

Sir, wow, just wow. I am now in fear for your life, and the lives of others who are just blatantly mis-informed about zombies. Look, I've been called crazy a time or two in my life, but that's beside the point. Look you are correct in the fact that they are going to, without a doubt, have a great time eating your brain. Yes, they are in fact dead, but I have done extensive research, and they can be re-deaded. (Yes that is a word in the tactical zombie invasion training community) Zombies, don't carry guns on their person, but are quick to grab one if they have the ability, hence why I would not want to tactically place guns around our Golden Carrol kitchen. I have gone to work, many times on my days off to plot out different tactical options if we are were to have an invasion. I have 27 different maps/options written up that I hang around the mandatory reading for employees that paticular day, think of them as a "sticky." Either way sir, I truly hope this has been informative, since some people obviously don't believe in zombies, I won't go any further. However, I will extend the same offer the kind member gym did to me, and say that if you wish to inquire more knowledge on the subject just shoot me a PM and I'll try to answer any and all questions you might have. Stay safe out there gang, and be prepared.

 

[beeenbag]

Im sorry guys ill stop feeding the troll but one more...


Im starting to think that you dont even work at golden corral or you would know how to spell it, or at least turn to your work attire to come up with the correct spelling.

Maybe you sir are the first zombie here to resurrect the rest of the clan!

Beware!!!


Ok im done, sorry.

 

[TacticallyFat]

Im starting to think that you dont even work at golden corral or you would know how to spell it, or at least turn to your work attire to come up with the correct spelling.

With all due respect I should have clarified the difference. I don't work at the "chain" store Golden Corral, I would at a small town mom and pop store called Golden Carrol. The owners were own able to use the correct spelling of Corral, because of obvious copyright problems, as far as your troll comment. I am no troll, sir, just a big guy looking for advice. Hope that cleared up your doubts, stay safe!

 

[Beaux Nehr]

As a health care professional, when I counsel patients on being more healthy, my advice is often this:

Anything helps. Think long term.
You can either pile on sand, or take it away in small amounts.
Do what works, what comes easily, and what you will keep doing. Take a 10 minute walk up and down the street, and increase it as you can. If you lose 50 pounds over the next 5 years, that is a considerable success.

 

[pikid89]

I would pay $5 to ensure that pikid89 could not post in this thread anymore. Heck I would pay $10.

-BlayGlock...send me 10 bucks and i will stop here lol

Whats wrong for a REALLY fat guy to want to be prepared?

I have nothing against fat guys being prepared...Im just getting rather annoyed that this has evolved into a zombie preparedness thread...

Ive always liked THR because of its avoidance of zombie threads...but my faith is wavering now

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I really like this forum, you guys don't take things too seriously and have a lot of fun posts.

 

[Nushif]

Oddly enough, being actually in good shape (as in having the the whole V shape thing going) makes it freakin' hard to conceal. So don't lose too much.
>.O

 

[Nasty]

Look, I've been called crazy a time or two in my life

I'm betting $100 that this part is true, regardless on anything else posted so far.

 

[oldfool]

whether or not the other forum newbies are alter egos,
if ya'll keep feeding this troll bacon, gecko boy is going to weigh 400# by end of thread

 

[1911Tuner]

Locked

Please don't feed the troll. It only makes him greedy for more.