P95Carry
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Help me nail a skunk!
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Just put the skunk on the coyote's big skateboard with the sail on it and the fan in the back, blowing the sail. Then point it towards a cliff. Be sure to hand the skunk a sign to show just as he goes over the edge.
Take a picture from above, of the skunks arms and legs outstretched as he falls.
Then, when the skunk shows up in the next scene, walking with a crutch and a bandage on his head, KICK the crutch out from under him... He'll get the message...
Steve
Take a picture from above, of the skunks arms and legs outstretched as he falls.
Then, when the skunk shows up in the next scene, walking with a crutch and a bandage on his head, KICK the crutch out from under him... He'll get the message...
Steve
keano44
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Instead of dealing with the potential problems which would come with shooting or trapping the pesty, smelly home invader, try this: Convince him to leave on his own by liberally applying fox or coyote urine around the area where he has taken up residence. It is easy obtainable where trapping supplies or deer hunting cover scents are found.
It worked at my hunting lease this past fall when a skunk had decided to move in under the camp next to mine. The smell was always there, for weeks, and my buddies and I were intending on shooting it first chance we got, even though we knew that there was a good chance of it "releasing" upon being shot, and probably having the smell be worse for a while. Luckily, before we did the deed, another member of the club, an eighty year old man who is still an avid hunter, took care of the problem with the above mentioned method. Us "youngsters" learned a lesson.
It worked at my hunting lease this past fall when a skunk had decided to move in under the camp next to mine. The smell was always there, for weeks, and my buddies and I were intending on shooting it first chance we got, even though we knew that there was a good chance of it "releasing" upon being shot, and probably having the smell be worse for a while. Luckily, before we did the deed, another member of the club, an eighty year old man who is still an avid hunter, took care of the problem with the above mentioned method. Us "youngsters" learned a lesson.
P95Carry
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keano - I have learned a lot thru this thread and your addition is yet another I am pleased to know about.
I am not sure still whether the miscreant Pepe is still here or not. Our snow melt is rapid now and some rain here too ... so exceptionally wet .... plus, the corpse I saw 300 yds away other day could well be him.
The stench in the old shed/shop is still there but is I fancy slightly diminished. We shall see .... but if it turns out he ain't yet gone .. I feel well equipped to handle it.
Thx to all.
Oh and Steve13 ....... nice one ... LOL.
I am not sure still whether the miscreant Pepe is still here or not. Our snow melt is rapid now and some rain here too ... so exceptionally wet .... plus, the corpse I saw 300 yds away other day could well be him.
The stench in the old shed/shop is still there but is I fancy slightly diminished. We shall see .... but if it turns out he ain't yet gone .. I feel well equipped to handle it.
Thx to all.
Oh and Steve13 ....... nice one ... LOL.
keano,
Good idea, but you don't have to buy the coyote or fox urine. Just find where they haunt and leave a plastic specimen/sample cup there. Put a strip of masking tape on it for a label and a sharpie pen next to it. They'll know what to do...
And with the sharpie laying next to the cup, you'll be able to know which left the sample (coyote or fox)...
Good idea, but you don't have to buy the coyote or fox urine. Just find where they haunt and leave a plastic specimen/sample cup there. Put a strip of masking tape on it for a label and a sharpie pen next to it. They'll know what to do...
And with the sharpie laying next to the cup, you'll be able to know which left the sample (coyote or fox)...
P95Carry
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Steve ....
hey .. I don't know what you're smokin but it's crackin me up ..... you are on excellent form.!
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