Hey, new here

[blade123]

I'm new to here. I would like a simple, but effective weapon for Self-Defence. I am only 14, so the law is keeping me from getting a decent weapon. I have a pocket knife, but it's Rite Aid brand and couldn't do anything.
I was thinking a little switch-blade or a low-caliber revolver. These should keep me safe from 99.9% of the people out there.
All I need to know is:
#1 What would be the most effective weapon for my situation
#2 Where to get it

I don't mind getting in a bit of trouble, but nothing more then a slap on the wrists by the judge/parents. Nothing I'd get locked up for. I figure that the whole judicial system is violating the second ammendment everyday by allowing gun control to continue, and that we as a people are abliged to break uncontitutional laws, I'm just doing my part.

I am also a very calm person, the only time I'm emotional is when I make myself. I'm not going to go a killing spree anytime soon.
Add this into the mix: I have little money ($3), but I COULD scounge up $50-60.

So thanks in advance.

 

[Taurus 66]

Have a Nice Day.

 

[jrfoxx]

If your looking to break the law, even if its a law few people agree with, you wont get any help in doing it from anyone here.

 

[sacp81170a]

You should consider carefully the consequences of announcing on a public forum that you intend to break state and federal law. You do know that you are in no way anonymous on the internet, don't you?

Either that, or it's Agent Shmuckatelli again. Hi there, Agent Shmuckatelli.

Nobody here but us law abidin' lil' chilluns. Go away now and find someone else to play with, we don't want you in our sandbox.

 

[Larry Ashcraft]

I would suggest a better opening statement than "How do I do something illegal?"