Sorry, but MTNBKR requested the earlier tee time first, Mr. James.
Tell you what.
Since Tomcat has rugby practice, tell Mrs. James to get up off her fat, kept bon-bon eating ??? and take him!
Tell her you're going to be the MAN of the family, you're putting your foot down, you're going out with your friends to shoot guns, drink beer, and eat red meat, and you expect her to have the windows washed and meet you at the door with a cold one when you pull up!
OK, this is for everyone else.
I'll lay you 7 to 1 odds that they never find his body.
Who wants a piece of that action?