as long as it is just in the spirit of good fun, and not taken otherwise...
yup, Texas skeeters do have the same homing devices as Ga/Fla skeeters, but they be mostly just food fodder for migratory birds, (migratory birds being brunch for down south skeeters).. but not like Alaska skeeters, thank gawd !
(but... do not tent camp on Port St Joe beach in July, unless u got Grizz class fur on u, cause them beach skeeters got no respect for any form of life on the planet)
when I was just a boy, growing up in Iowa, we used to fry eggs on the sidewalks, just to save on electricity.. can't do that down here, they burn up too fast, and get all burnt & crispy, then soggy right after, fore u can even eat 'em
down here, can't do no scope shooting, no matter how many times you wipe that glass, it's the 99.99% humidity on top of 110F air temperature, makes everything you look at thru that scope "whiteout"
PS
just in case ya'll don't know why us rednecks wear them baseball caps, it's because they are cheap, and available at any pac-n-sak (and w/ cute sayings on 'em, too)
can dip 'em in the river or lake whilst hawg fishin', throw 'em away if your lady don't like the smell when u get home, and buy yourself another, along with a couple of good bass baits on next trip to the fishin' hole
(the real reason we all talk w/ that funny accent down here is on account of that dirty river water steamin' the top of our heads into fish bait during the summer)
