carnaby
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Mine's from a Monty Python sketch, "The Bookshop." Here's a taste:
and so forth.
Or "Christmas Carol" with a q?
C: No, definitely not.
F: Sorry to trouble you.
C: Not at all.
F: I wonder if you have of "Rarnaby Budge"?
C: No, as I say, we're right out of Edmund Wells.
F: No, not Edmund Wells - Charles Dickens.
C: Charles Dickens?
F: Yes.
C: You mean "Barnaby Rudge".
F: No, "Rarnaby Budge" by Charles Dickens - that's Dikkens with
two k's, the well-known Dutch author.
C: No, no - we don't have "Rarnaby Budge" by Charles Dikkens with
two k's, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time
I should add right away that we don't have "Carnaby Fudge" by
Darles Tikkens, nor "Stickwick Stapers" by Miles Pikkens with
four m's and a silent q. Why don't you try the chemist?
F: I have - they sent me here.
C: Did they.
F: I wonder if you have "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys
Stoat-pamphlet and Her Intrepid Spaniel Stig among the Giant
Pygmies of Corsica", Volume Two?
C: No, no, we don't have that one - funny, we've got quite a lot
of books here.
F: Yes, haven't you.
and so forth.