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How To Deal With Peace Activists

Discussion in 'Legal' started by AnklePocket, Mar 30, 2003.

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  1. AnklePocket

    AnklePocket Guest

    Many of us will encounter peace activists who will try to convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001. These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Here are the proper rules of etiquette when you come upon one of these people or one of their rallies:
    1. Listen politely while this person explains their views and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral and will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many political, religious and humanitarian arguments.
    2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
    3. When the person gets up off of the ground they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
    4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks that they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them that they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
    5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
    6. At this time hit them again, only much harder - square in the nose.
    7. Repeat steps 2 - 6.
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