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Reading the threads about some of you people buying new shotguns--got me to thinking. Some have spent more money on ammo already than the gun. So lets share and poke fun at ourselves.
So...How To Spot a New Shotgunner:
--smell of Hoppe's wafting about
-- 'racking' of bolt sound emits from garage (weird hours also)
-- fallen asleep with Brister'sShotgunning: The Art and The Science
--Or Ruarks'The Old Man and the Boy
-- owner tries to explain to wife how shotty works
--can't get wife to understand or shoot with him
-- explains to dog and dog understands enthusiasm...to the point new owner cannot leave house peaceful with shotgun--unless dog goes with him.
--buys cases of shells at a time
--has spent hulls in trash bags, some not even in his gauge
-- uh oh, buys a Mec reloader
ahem--not that I have resembled any of the above -you understand
So...How To Spot a New Shotgunner:
--smell of Hoppe's wafting about
-- 'racking' of bolt sound emits from garage (weird hours also)
-- fallen asleep with Brister'sShotgunning: The Art and The Science
--Or Ruarks'The Old Man and the Boy
-- owner tries to explain to wife how shotty works
--can't get wife to understand or shoot with him
-- explains to dog and dog understands enthusiasm...to the point new owner cannot leave house peaceful with shotgun--unless dog goes with him.
--buys cases of shells at a time
--has spent hulls in trash bags, some not even in his gauge
-- uh oh, buys a Mec reloader
ahem--not that I have resembled any of the above -you understand