Hunting Advice from The Onion

[Leonovicz]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44686

To the best of my knowledge, copying is not against forum rules, and I have already stated the source. So for those weary of clicking links:

Man's Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips

January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

VERONA, WI—Friends report that HVAC installer Kirk Pulver has markedly similar advice on both relationships and deer hunting. "You have to dress either to blend in with the scenery or to stand out from it, depending on the situation, but either way, you want to disguise your scent," said Pulver to friends at a local tavern. "You have to find out where they eat, where they sleep, where they pee, and when they're most likely to be off guard. Then, when you've got a clear look at their rack and you're sure they're legal, bam! You take 'em." Pulver's associates noted that he has not bagged a deer or a woman in six years.

 

[Harry Stone]

I now really regret stating in my last thread that I haven't bagged a deer in 6 years.

 

[North Texan]

I had tag soup this season. Spent too much time handloading.

 

[U.S.SFC_RET]

LOL

 

[Owen]

The Onion published a book called Our Dumb Century which is probably the most insane take on the 20th century ever. If you like this sort of thing, I highly recommend it.

 

[Smokey Joe]

Even-handed Onion

The thing I like about The Onion is that they let all comers have it right in the chops. No liberal media bias there. Of course the President gets it often, because he's highly visible. But were Kerry in The White House, my impression is he'd get it no less often. Beneath the satire, the paper is really very moral, and I think they do more good with humor than they would with yelling and preaching.