I’d think a military writer would know better.

[photosaurus]

I may feel up to a good fight next week but right now my focus is on having the perfect homecoming party for my mother when she gets out of prison tomorrow. Man I’ve sure got a lot of watermelons to spike.

If you're drunk the day your mom gets out of prison, and you go to pick her up in the rain, I hope she don't get runned over by a damned old train before you get to the station in your pickup truck.

 

[cdb1]

Got it covered, I’ll be drunk but my new son-in-law will drive me to pick her up. I can’t wait to see the old bird.

 

[Art Eatman]

cdb1, that is beyond cruelty.

'Nuff.